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#LoveSexAndReligion podcast #ChocolateSundaesOnShowtime For Bookings: BookDonte@gmail.com Instagram:Dontecomedy

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Joined November 2009
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"Don't confuse having a job with fulfilling your purpose." And let the church say AYYYEEEE-MEENNN xitter.cf/cnn/status/95740967914… – at Los Angeles, CA
Jay-Z on Colin Kaepernick: "Would you rather be playing football getting your head dinged in or would you rather be an iconic figure for the rest of your life?" #VanJonesShow cnn.it/2GkuZ4e cnn.it/2FmYO2W
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How is Ayesha curry on twitter these days? 😂😂 ain't no "RIGGED" tweets when ya winning aye 👀.
I guess the ceiling is the roof for @UNC_Basketball. Congrats to #TarHeelNation on winning the #NationalChampionship – at Redondo Beach, CA
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Anything forced won't last long.
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Ima be like 48 with my wife cranking when bad & boujee come on, embarrassing my kids like y'all don't know nun bout this here
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Sex with me so amazing
"Man i met everybody. Denzel was there. Will Smith. Hattie McDaniel. They musta heard old Gary was in town!"
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#RUNUP get done up😂🤣 bitch said #notMYman #notTODAY! #dootdootdootdoot 🔫#shooshooshooshoo 💅🏾
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This man @realDonaldTrump has no respect for his wife. NONE. Chivalry doesn't exist at all. xitter.cf/ava/status/83315487261…
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Loved getting to see this guy in action. So proud of my childhood #bestfriend @dontecomedy From… instagram.com/p/BQWxilBDfFK/
Tonight BET all-star @dontecomedy brings the funny to Arlington for mikeshawncomedy's LOL… instagram.com/p/BQRKLXTA_pp/
Oh my god LeBron
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Strippers in Atlanta right now – at Vaughan, Ontario
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#Moonlight star Mahershala Ali gives a tearful acceptance speech #SAGawards
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Happy Birthday @Dontecomedy! 🎈🎉
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Remembering Comedian, Producer, Writer & Actor #RickyHarris #StandUpSaturdays #ComedyLegend
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