Chorus™

My dad's new wife made a post on my Facebook wall and my mom saw it and turned her savage mode on and commented

A reasonable man never achieved anything

Idk if I’m living or doing a to do list

The cheese tax the cheese tax

How many of us

Restarting red dead 2 so I can finally feel real emotion again

The thing about feeling alone isn’t that you feel like you have nobody it’s that you feel like nobody has you

If you’re not scared you’re not going fast enough

The ice storm in Seattle is the best reality show ever

I want to get a cat so fuckin bad

“Shes just one of those people that look like people” Only my wife 😂

Why tf does twitter keep showing me and so many people I know sopranos content I’ve never even seen the show talked about it or looked at it @elonmusk

If somebody wants to buy me mw2 on steam for my birthday next week that would be super rad

I’ll be 26 in 12 days yikes

Another failure

MrBeasts next video should be him doing something super edgy.. “I ONLY SAY SLURS FOR 24 HOURS STRAIGHT”

Let’s fuck Brandon

If you fly over Canada does it technically count as going to Canada? Asking for a friend