Best in the world. ✘ NOT @CMPunk.

Our hearts are broken. Until we see you again, sweetest Bobo. Rest in power.

I found @MyFinalChapter the second-best seat in the house. She already knows what the first one is—alright, alright, we’ll keep it PG. Don’t look at me, the chair started it. I’m just a husband doing romantic gestures… the CM Punk way. Bonus photo below, you’re welcome.

You made me a better person, coach. Rest in power.

Happy Birthday, my friend.

I’ve never lost faith in the @Cubs. We take our hits, get back up, and swing harder. Down 2-0? Didn’t matter—we answered when it counted. That’s what this team does. That’s what this city does. Call it a comeback if you want, but to me, it’s just being a Cub. #GoCubsGo

I’ve been roaming the streets of Perth hoping @SkipNeverLeft would show up like some miracle. Anyone seen her? Heard from her? I thought this trip was ours—but since she’s MIA, looks like it’s just me. Solo time, not Clobbering time. Guess I’ll make it count anyway.

Dancing With The Stars was supposed to be a break from wrestling. Instead, @MySongNeverEnds PTSD shows up in neon. Doesn’t matter if I’m at work or out trying to live like a normal human—the guy finds new ways to haunt me.