Don’t ask but Mister Charles and Knox Bistro were involved. Merry merry 🎄❤️🤍

Sloths and axolotls are having a moment. When the fvck did this become a thing?

Shep and friends were treated to lunch in the prison yard. Shep unbuttoned his top button just to feel a breeze.

Football and Cheer banquet with these two who continue to get cuter every year. 💛🖤

Excuse this picture of a genius.

Some of y’all need a tutorial on how to deboard a plane. Do I have to do everything around here?

It’s 2024. We literally stream from the moon. Why am I paying for WiFi on this flight?

Just sitting in an online queue to secure 2025 Ryder Cup tickets ⛳️🏌🏻‍♂️

Birkenstocks are not for me. I am not for Birkenstocks. And that’s ok.

Nothing scarier than standing in the parent pick up line after a full day of meetings where you were “on” all day. Do not talk to me,Tamara. Wendy, I can’t fake this convo today.

Not my daughter begging to wear a cropped t.s. 1989 sweatshirt to school. Couldn’t be mine.

Tuesday is the worst day of the week. I will die on this hill. Therefore, let me introduce you to the Monday scaries.

Best weekend with my blue eyed boy 🤍💙

Y’all. It’s called a turn signal. Ever heard of it? North Texas is wild.

Also this entire weekend is dedicated to a two year old linebacker named Shep since he’s playing only child. Get ready for his first afternoon running DW errands.

Guys. I just don’t understand so many calls in football. ITS FOOTBALL YOU IDIOT OF COURSE HES INTERFERING!

Santa pictures with Shep this afternoon. Slightly terrified. Not for me. More so for Santa. We’re going through our tackling and biting phase. 🎅