Roger Dongle

I stand at the cross and I kneel at the flag

Not dead just dying

I'm cooking chicken. My dog spilt some grease in, y'all think it's good to eat?

Out of city jail, those honka trucks can't hold me back

If I delete this will I lose my internet connection?

The dog just ran out the door! Anybody know any good dog catchers?

What does it take to get a good lap dance in this country?

Got an appointment with my pediatrician today

Just bounced for minute or two. Sorry about what I said Dennis.

Dennis is my least favorite nephew. The hell he thinking with these? Do I look like a Moon shoe wearer?! To hell with this country!

I looked up moon shoes yall. Apparently I'm supposed to strap these to my feet and bounce around. I got a hip replacement not six months ago

Package opened, the hell are moon shoes?

Got one of the dogs toe nail clippins brb opening this bad boy

Hold on

Dennis sent a package in the mail. Things pretty big, can't find any thing to open it with though. Damn ex took my knife collection!

Why these kids calling me king?

The hell going on with my Twitter. Got a couple hooligans bothering me

Someone asking for my credit card on my Twitter texts. To hell with this

Whats the best way to know if a lady is of age just by lookin? Asking for a friend

I got texts on Twitter for the first time

This dang thing won't shut up! Somebody got tech support number for Twitter!? To hell with this country!