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How I became The Ferret King of New England 2 of 2

How I became the Ferret King of New England 1 of 2

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Go out this weekend and see one mainstays of Boston Comedy, my boy Will Noonan headline Laugh Boston for the first time.

Did 5 minutes of new material to an almost empty room. There was one table of 8 giving me banker stares than anything that has ever been stared at blankly in human existence. As I leave the room another comic says btw they don’t speak any English #goodtimes

Never has there been a more fittting contest for a more fitting applicant ##Bostonsportsbarbarian

The LA Earthquake was 6 but it’s a Boston 9

I'm taking March off of social media! I'm finding social media does more bad than good. I want to evaluate getting off. I urge you to join me in the "LET"S ALL GET OFF TOGETHER" movement. Get off social media and turn your profile purple to let people know. #LETSALLGETOFFTOGETHER

If you took @DonZollo -7.5 vodkas before half, you’re doing great

I get all my political perspectives from Cardi B

#TomBrady #Tommy9Times #FerrisBueller #DonZollo #FerrisBrady #patriots #Superbowl53 #BreakingBalls @BreakingBalls00 @tombrady120 @TomBradysEgo @TomBradyTV @tombradydynasty @tombradybrasil @tombradysbfan12

No Resolutions for me this year. I’ve literally accomplished everything I want. Keep working guys!

Last night’s show sold out, there are still tix for tonight’s 8 o’clock show

Boston humans! This will be a great weekend. I dare you to come

Last minute gift idea for that insignificant person you totally forgot about? How bout 2 tix to Zollopalooza? It will help you save face, while giving them the greatest night of their life. Nick’s Comedy Stop Dec 28-29

I’m putting in a new floor and Mexico’s going to pay for it

This week’s “I’m Offended” we tackle Santa and his band of reindeer bullies. I’m Offended at Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer instagram.com/p/BrlA42EnO02/…