@DonFonzi
 NYC/LDN
Joined July 2011
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we are officially weeks away from the sun setting at 4:30 pm. please begin mentally preparing to eat your dinner in the pitch black.
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.@OmgemeralddddOct 18
Logging onto the dark web tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).
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bit h I just sneezed and someone said, “bless you”. I’m at home ALONE mind you. it was the FedEx lady dropping off a package on my porch lord I thought it was over for me 😭😭
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🚀 If Camren Dansin doesn't win the Puskas award for this strike, then we should all pack up and go home.
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🚨📺 The way Kate Abdo introduced Micah Richards on CBS Sports... 😂💀 "For now, he is still a Premier League and FA Cup winner... until he has to mail those winners medals back to somebody at Stoke City or Manchester United." 💀
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Coventry moving wicked #CovNew
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Yakob
@yakobper90Oct 11
Look at his teammates reactions😭😭😭they’re all done with him

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The Jamaican Postman Pat
Asian Mum Riot
@asianmomriotOct 6
I love the Japanese intro to Postman Pat. It's so relaxing. For research purposes, I've painstakingly translated the Japanese lyrics...
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First and foremost I need silence is sending me LMFAOOO
FearBuck
@FearedBuckOct 1
Rick Ross tells the media he is innocent as he walks out of jail after being arrested on domestic violence charges, including felony battery by strangulation. “I’m totally innocent of these fabricated allegations made against me. I’ll be in Dubai tomorrow, Paris Saturday, and I plan on having a bowl of rigatoni with heavy marinara Sunday. I repeat, heavy marinara.” (Via @fox_sheldon)
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Asked and delivered ✅
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@notokikiSep 29
“y’all are wanting spider-man but walk past peter parker everyday”
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Pressed him nasty 😂😂😂😂
Sky News
@SkyNewsSep 29
"Do you apologise to football fans? The Premier League says 'sham' contracts, is this a 'sham' club?" @RobHarris questions Man City chief executive Ferran Soriano after the club was found guilty of all charges related to Premier League's financial rules trib.al/YimvoPJ
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Dressing as Chris Hansen for Halloween and showing up to people’s houses while they’re giving out candy to children and asking them “you see how this looks, right?”
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Pelo amor de Deus aos 97’ com o jogo empatado e o cara me faz isso Tem que ter culhão
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The most aesthetically pleasing midfielder ever
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Saw a dude out to dinner with 3 of his homegirls for his birthday last night and it inspired me. Next year I’m finna have all my homegirls out to celebrate my bday and call it “Baddies, Bruce & Brunch”
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this girl fainted infront of me today at Euston and they were saying it was probably cos of her low iron but deep down ik the real reason was cos of how good my trim is. my barber done me so nicely, he said it should be illegal for how sharp it is.
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This be facts about anime 😭
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Upon further review,Flip didn’t realize he was getting pressed at first. After realizing this, Flip spun back and although the footage is inconclusive, he can be heard saying “Don’t you ever” to Rory. These penalties offset and therefore this was not a press. Repeat 3rd down
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