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Booted up don’t take no meds, I be off that ZA instead 😶‍🌫️🐬🇯🇲

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Joined July 2009
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Just walk away lmao
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American female spy at a bar in Beijing attempting to seduce a Chinese tech CEO: “I have a boyfriend. And a master’s degree. Does that intimidate you? I’m a cunt. I’m a real bitch. I read 275 pornographic novels last year. Does that impress you? Can you even read? My water is about to get shut off, can you Venmo me $2,000? I’m 207 pounds. My ex-boyfriend abused me. I’ve had an abortion. Do you like my tattoos? They’re a muffin and a big ship.”
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American female spy at a bar in Beijing attempting to seduce a Chinese tech CEO: “I have a boyfriend. And a master’s degree. Does that intimidate you? I’m a cunt. I’m a real bitch. I read 275 pornographic novels last year. Does that impress you? Can you even read? My water is about to get shut off, can you Venmo me $2,000? I’m 207 pounds. My ex-boyfriend abused me. I’ve had an abortion. Do you like my tattoos? They’re a muffin and a big ship.”
I got a q, why aren’t Americans renowned for their honey traps? Why is it always Russians and Chinese?
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that nigga is ass lmao
James Harden. Yikes.
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Geechi retweeted
Nah nah nah @TEYANATAYLOR …answer the damn phone cuz why these not my kids??? And I didn’t know I was this skinny. Lmaoooo #theinternet #thisisAIguysIMfineSERIOUSLY but I didn’t know they weren’t my kids 😭😭😭🥺
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Yella Beezy’s marketing person from his label admits she texted him after Mo3’s death & told him to shoot a music video to capitalize off his death
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Ray J likes to watch ppl suffer for his entertainment
AB's wife tries to get AB to leave and board the plane to New York, but Ray J convinces him to stay 🤦 *Gotta watch RayJ getting weird vibes 👀*
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Udonis Haslem says he kept it real with Bam Adebayo and told him he’s not Joel Embiid “You’re a effort and energy guy, that has All Star talent. You’re not Joel Embiid. Joel Embiid can go out there on one knee and get 30. You got to bring that sh*t every night. You can get your 30, but you have to bring that sh*t every night to get your 30. That’s who you are. And that’s ok to be that guy.” (Via @wynetwork / h/t @TheHeatCentral )
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Geechi retweeted
Replying to @TheDunkCentral
Nigga let those unethical 83 pts get to his head😭
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Geechi retweeted
Replying to @TheDunkCentral
Udonis Haslem to Bam Adebayo
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They should definitely come with car sound effects 😂
Replying to @elonmusk
@elonmusk why aren’t there any loud teslas ?
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aged like some champagne 🍾
Kandi Burruss is aging like fine wine 2006(30) 2026(50)
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Nigga really out here stealing @evauseb swag smh
Aww! Meagan Good and Jonathan Majors look amazing attending a creative dinner in Lagos.😍 📸:@rockyemmyphotography @diasporaweekafrica ✍🏾:#TSRStaffJR
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I like my women like this and that’s my problem
No WAY GoldenKye actually reached right into Deshae Frost’s mouth and took the food right back out on stream 😳🤢
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Haven’t turned on my ps5 in months. Ima turn it on just to download this game 😂
Grand Theft Auto VI tech spec details; ▪️30FPS on all platforms, including PS5 Pro ▪️PSSR available for PS5 Pro ▪️Exclusive ray-traced shadows on PS5 Pro ▪️Available on Xbox Cloud Gaming with cutback Xbox Series S settings ▪️3D audio on PS5 (also available on Series X/S, but not announced due to marketing deal)
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Geechi retweeted
Rihanna and Beyoncé could say this and niggas wouldn’t give a fuck
if you overly excited for gta6 you not my type of nigga at allll
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A monitoring spirit ex is basically a built-in forever fan 😭💀
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André 3000 scored new original music for his MONCLER Re/Icons 2026 campaign 🔥 “Okay, we are beyond turning back.” - 3K
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Uncle Phil would be rolling over in his grave if he knew Hilary was kickin it with Marlo Stanfield 👀
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Niggas just let the rich white men do what ever lmao
ALL AKADEMIKS OPPS HAVE BEEN FONDLED IN SOME WAY SHAPES OR FORMS😭😭😭😭
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