Sassme · Sep 26, 2016 · 11:58 PM UTC

Gotta love myself to stay myself

Sassme · May 20, 2016 · 4:00 AM UTC

Happy Birthday to my best friend in the whole wide world. The best person I know, @BoozyMulatta!!!

Rory. · Apr 14, 2016 · 7:52 PM UTC

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Want my favorite bitch back. Help me prove @InsidiousSiren wrong and RT.

Rory Thatcher. · Jun 5, 2015 · 3:30 PM UTC

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Mr. Pharmacist Read: tl.gd/n_1smhmls

Sassme · May 20, 2014 · 1:51 PM UTC

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO @DivineConquest/ @ZombiePriss

Sassme · Apr 24, 2014 · 5:03 PM UTC

RT @PageToStagePimp: Please welcome and follow @KissedByARose_! Welcome home, Rosalie! #Twilight #P2S

Sassme · Apr 21, 2014 · 4:26 PM UTC

Where is my little @ZombiePriss ?

Sassme · Mar 30, 2014 · 4:33 PM UTC

I agree with everything @PageToStagePimp said. Just because you may be first in a fandom as a character doesn't mean you will be the only.

Sassme · Mar 25, 2014 · 7:21 PM UTC

So I think I want to make bagels or pretzels.

Sassme · Mar 25, 2014 · 1:42 PM UTC

Good Morning! Good Morning!

Sassme · Mar 19, 2014 · 8:05 PM UTC

Listening to Eminem. Probably for the next 5 months.

Sassme · Mar 18, 2014 · 6:03 PM UTC

That's what she said. {Snorts}

Sassme · Mar 18, 2014 · 5:54 PM UTC

I would hop on a plane now

Sassme · Mar 18, 2014 · 5:51 PM UTC

I don't nap! I want to nap!

Sassme · Mar 18, 2014 · 3:21 PM UTC

I added your pimps to the site as well.

Sassme · Mar 18, 2014 · 3:21 PM UTC

I know, but I wanted to do that one cause I wrote it LOL

Sassme · Mar 18, 2014 · 1:42 PM UTC

Morning lovelies.

Sassme · Mar 17, 2014 · 1:37 PM UTC

I hate misplacing my hairclip.

Sassme · Mar 17, 2014 · 1:28 PM UTC

We cared about your safety. @ZombiePriss

Sassme · Mar 17, 2014 · 1:17 PM UTC

Overbearing?! You take that back right now! @ZombiePriss