JimmyDoesEurovision

Sparkles from Austria.

You know the reusable fruit veg bags you get from the supermarkets? France has made a costume out of them. #EUROVISION

Georgia has a burning ring. I think you can get a cream for that. #EUROVISION

Points for goats from Croatia.

Costume change from presenters. #EUROVISION

Nemo found in Switzerland. #EUROVISION

Cyprus is making the stage wet. #EUROVISION

Armenia. We aren’t going to dance, instead we will just jump.

Tantruming sperms from Portugal. #EUROVISION

#EUROVISION Finland has caused an illegal operation and must restart.

#EUROVISION Serbia if I wanted a lullaby, I wouldn’t be watching Eurovision.

I like half the costumes from Italy. #EUROVISION

#EUROVISION Norway introducing artificially wet entries.

#EUROVISION is this what happens in boxing changing rooms? United Kingdom.

I like Greece’s boots. Not much else to say. #EUROVISION

What did Latvia do with the rest of the Smurf?#EUROVISION

We have found a witch. Shame we didn’t burn her. #EUROVISION Ireland.

Bjork Again from Ireland. #EUROVISION

Armish matrix from Estonia. #EUROVISION

I didn’t realise that you could get leather Huggies pull-ups - Spain. #EUROVISION