Sam Zivot

@duolingo excuse me but how did Junior get into Falstaff’s body? #Duolingo

Questionable choice of words from the @Canucks here…

@stickermule frame this

@duolingo you feeling #thirsty or what?

What’s the beef? @saveonfoods Daryl would not be proud of this rot? #grossroast

Here you go, @theJagmeetSingh …

@mec Connected with live chat, which took you 83 minutes to respond. Finally, once someone connected with me - they stayed on for less than a minute. Despicable. #csfail

I conducted an office poll about the new @SUBWAY Bowls. The results are clear. No one is interested in a ham sandwich in a bowl. Please invest in creating better sandwiches - not poor versions of fad-products. #subway #bowlway

Shame on you @cityoftoronto for issuing a ticket for a “winter bi-law” violation for parking in front of my own home at a time where we are all being encouraged to stay-in for the safety and welfare of all. I demand its immediate repeal in the spirit of the welfare of all.

@Alamo this is absurd! We reserved a mini van and your solution was to give us a 15 passenger behemoth! Our grandmother and baby are not happy! Please deliver us a new vehicle ASAP! Luxury upgrade is a must.

I’ve never seen anyone box out someone else so aggressively, as the people who claim their spot in front of an opening #subway door. #mta #nyc – at Manhattan, NY

Real question though: Is @jackconte actually Brett Gelman? – at Queens, NY

I would send privately but I can’t message you directly. The broadcast was skipping and lagging the whole time and many on Twitter can validate the same. Here is what I saw?

My #urbandictionary definition; for snack lovers everywhere... – at Queens, NY

@VZWSupport Why? And on this day of all days? :(