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Take 3 Hershey kisses from the guidance office. Drop two on the floor after opening them. Separately. DOES IT GET MORE DEPRESSING??!

I think I am way more excited for what's coming up in the lives of Greys and Scandal than in my own. #TVprobz

Picking a specialty is as rewarding as finding the perfect toilet to poop in at your med school #sadbuttrue

Go Michael Sam! I just hope one day "coming out" isn't a big enough deal for a news story. #equalityforall

By the end of this year I will most certainly have a venti sized hole in my stomach. #morecoffeemoreprobz #m3orbust @MedStudentProbl

Hope there's no such thing as being too fast or too furious in your heaven. #RIPpaulwalker

Holy shit, I want to party at #Auburn tonight

I CANT HANDLE HOW STUPID THESE PLAYERS ARE BEING. Holy cow, suck it up! Use a punching bag, not a player. #OSUvsMICH

Maybe the Buckeyes shouldn't have outlawed the letter M', Marcus hall never had a chance. #OSUvsMICH #fightsarestupid #CantOutlawTheAlphabet

The best part about #IowaHateWeek is that they'll have a whole year to think about that score--38-17 baby! #GoHawks

It's amazing how much better I look when a rotation starts > 8 am as compared to < 8 am. #medschool #outpatientlife

Delivered baby #2 today! Maybe night shift isn't so bad :) #happy #SNSoverload #luckyluckylucky

2 days on OBGYN is the most effective birth control out there. Can we get some high school tours going, please??

Every time someone is anti-vaccination I want to ask them if they are also anti-sunscreen and anti-exercise. #preventionisforpussies

Cancelled surgery = extra time to study and free sutures for practicing on orange peels --> awesome sauce

When Dr. Rubenstein tells you to drink a beer with your pizza at MERF, you know you've found your academic hero. #justdoit #obsessed

Studying at MERF again after boards is like being friends with someone who repeatedly punches you in the face. And steals your candy. #evil

I would totes be a royal nanny. Royalty by proxy >> education. I want a crown! #dreambig #GetAtMePrinceHarry