Got to see one of my favorite announcers at the KSU-Army game today, @LRiddickESPN Hope you enjoyed your time in Manhattan.

Is a carrot stick a carrot or a stick?

The most innovative new technology in NFL broadcasting is the looong tight shot of the coordinator sitting in the booth and doing nothing while staring at the field so that we miss the start of the play. The drama. The artistry… (psst, we’d love to just see the game)

One thing I don’t like about the NFL is that sometimes people don’t bend their knees when reaching down to help another guy up.

Live look at the Chiefs trying to make other roster moves when Chris Jones' agents were in the building last week. @goldmctNFL @RealMNchiefsfan

The Chiefs should have enough time to order a jugs machine off of Amazon before the next game.

I finally made it to cloud 9 but clouds 8 and 10 are filled with teenagers racing their loud Mustangs and over cranking their subwoofers. I think I’m going to check out cloud 12.

I know nobody at Spotify cares about my opinion but John Prine radio needs way more @JasonIsbell and @Wilco.

Do we really need a special day to celebrate sausage? I think every day should be ground hog day.

I literally just spend hours “upgrading” my Cox Cable service and tonight spent 18 min resetting things only to get, and I’m not even kidding, 4 seconds of a show before it crashed. For the 8th time tonight. Unreal.

Serious question: How do you store one of those 100 yd x 50 yd flags? And if you’re on the side of the stadium where it looks upside down shouldn’t you check to see if anybody on the field is in distress? Or can you just assume Derek Carr IS in distress?

Somebody should come up with some way to express their gratitude that it is Friday.

Area man who bought waterproof tactical pants so glad he did after nearly brushing against laundry detergent end-cap display at Walmart.