Now I work down at the car wash, where all it ever does is rain. (RP/Parody Account) MDNI18+ Detailed - Lit/Adv - Parody - Not Him Mature Themes @HouseCallDave
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David Blainwright retweeted
βοΈ . . . β’ ΛΛΛ ππ«π²π¬ππ’π§ πππ§ππ’π―ππ« ΰΏ ΰΎ
β Iβll be your huckleberry. β
Popped out in 2004.
Wrestling, Animals and tattoos are Life.
Coffee and Gaming with a bad attitude.
β¨ RTs and Likes Appreciated. β¦
David Blainwright retweeted
Pro tips for Election Day while you wait for polls to close:
1) Stop touching grass. Donβt go for a walk. Donβt exercise. Go home. Keep scrolling Twitter all day. The next tweet you see down your feed will definitely tell you whatβs going to happen before anyone else knows.
2) Trust anonymous accounts. They are the most reliable sources of information today.
3) Overreact to everything. If you see someone say there are long lines at a Republican-heavy precinct, assume itβs a red wave nationally. If you see someone say a precinct is empty in a rural area, confidently declare that Democrats will win a supermajority in the Senate.
4) Anecdotes are to be trusted and extrapolated. Especially if they are from anonymous accounts (see #2), and especially if they are about how busy precincts are (see #3). Bonus points if they have a hammer and sickle or an American flag in their bio.
5) Donβt drink water. The whole βdrink eight cups a dayβ adage is just Big Waterβ’οΈ industry trying to make money off of you gullible sheep. Drink only coffee and energy drinks. Maybe a Four Loko circa 2010 if you can find one.
6) Look at the clock a lot. Contrary to popular opinion, time does go faster when you are watching the time.
David Blainwright retweeted
β. πΛΰΏ Daphne Miller ππΛβ
ΛΰΏ Interviewer for WWE. Lover Girl. Your favorite Backstage Princess. Pocket sized. Lip gloss connoisseur. Whimsical Angel. Multiship with chem.ΛΰΏ
β»+ α₯«α‘.
dove.xn--6ii
David Blainwright retweeted
Pretty blue eyes,
deadly white wolf instincts.β
πΊLives in the City of Angeles Description as hell
Trigger Warnings,
Ship with chem,
Friendly admin Crossovers Welcome.
β‘ &βΊ π₯Roses.xn--0qah2a36aa4215c
David Blainwright retweeted
Patrick was one of those icons who we somehow all took for granted would always be with us.
I grew up as a fan, and was later gifted the privilege of becoming a colleague and friend, working with him for many years on βAmerican Dad!β, βFamily Guyβ, and βTedβ. He was that rare actor who could take any bit of dialogue and elevate it, making a good writer sound great, and a great writer sound masterful. He was also as humble as they come. I remember exchanging emails with him a number of years ago when he was beginning day 1 of a new film. He commented to me that he always walked onto a new set feeling like the biggest novice there. My stunned reaction was the same as anyoneβs would be. I said, βPatrick, if you feel that way, the rest of us are screwed.β We have lost a legendary actor today, and for many of us, a good friend. He will be deeply missed by the entire planet.
David Blainwright retweeted
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-ΛΛ [bisexual. horror obsessed. ] ΛΛ-
β β β*ΰ³β‘α΅ β¦β nsfw content.β΄
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David Blainwright retweeted
/ a bit of ooc vent that means nothing but i am too old to understand modern rp etiquette. the rules are too vague or straight up confusing to me. "Don't write long replies" "don't write long starters" "don't like too many of my tweets" "don't banter too much" like π«ͺ
David Blainwright retweeted
Just a single dad, taking his kids to a Halloween festival to check out the haunted house.
David Blainwright retweeted
Christopher 'Tap' Tevans
And I'm already gone, left a pool of blood and sorrow...
'97. Professional stickup artist. Risk seeker. Nomadic. Former SEAL. Troublemaker. Amateur musician. Moving on, burning fast, whatever it takes.
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David Blainwright retweeted
Thinking, but I know someone is going to accuse me of having fallen asleep.
