@DocDeathHuh

Scrap Metal Connoisseur / Loves Slurs / Community College Hero

Joined April 2024
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Hey siri can ladyboys get pregnant thanks
Polymarket
@PolymarketAug 25
JUST IN: USS Abraham Lincoln reportedly set to stop in Thailand after roughly 250 days at sea.
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Same with pee. Used to be clear or just a light yellow, didn’t hurt. Nowadays it’s a dark amber and is absolutely excruciating. What are they not telling us
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Keeping this one loaded up for the next time a Canadian gets smug
Ryan Whitney
@ryanwhitney6Apr 19
These guys need to publically breakup before game 2
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Women can’t understand this because they don’t have a soul, sorry foids
Raksha
@caraksha103Jan 7
People who eat alone at restaurants… what’s the reason?
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We don’t even let these shootings marinate anymore, you hear about mass shooting and mfs go right for the KO
anyone_want_chips
@anyonewantchips13 Dec 2025
With the latest mass shooting at Brown University, this might be a good time to mention that Bill Clinton’s assault weapons ban reduced mass shooting deaths by 43% - but after George W Bush & Republicans let it expire, mass shooting deaths spiked by 239%. It's the fucking guns.
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Just set a time for a job interview
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Great day for performative males
Pop Crave
@PopCrave5 Nov 2025
Zohran Mamdani’s message to Donald Trump after his historic NYC mayoral win: “New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant. So hear me, President Trump, when I say this: to get to any of us, you will have to get through all of us.”
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This guy rides the line of satire and irony so well idek if he knows where he stands
Nick O’Neill
@chooserich28 Oct 2025
I’m the best dressed on X. Total fit: $29,429 - Burberry hat: $600 - Triple Labubus: $950 - Rolex: $25k - Cartier ring: $2.5k - AMI Shorts: $1k - Crooks & Castles Shoes: $800 - Galerie shirt: $250 Single, Rich, & No Kids: Priceless
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TIL the entire global south has access to running water and a bidet
Geoffrey 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇦🇲🇹🇼@footycinephile24 Oct 2025
White people don't clean their asses properly, and they want to act like the harbinger of cleanliness.
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In a med major in school rn and class is like 85% women and I sit next to these incredibly beat (albeit funny) hoes and they have, no shit, 50 dudes on their snapchat. I’m a reformed whore so I know I the wickedness of women, but it’s so bad. Blessings to the young men of the world
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Scaring (sending racist memes) the hoes (girls in my stats group project) #boogeyman
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Was fired up before my workout this morning then took an absolutely diabolical shit and it ruined not only my workout, but my day
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This would be so sick if women weren’t evil down to their very essence and I was retarded
holistic mami✨
@LeArielleSimone16 Sep 2025
this is the first time a woman has ever been president. the first time a woman rung the bell. she had ALL women standing behind her. this powerful. this is history.
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Imagine you’re on your deathbed and the last thing you hear is your friend saying “breecuh” over and over while you slowly choke to death on your own tongue
👊🏾BrutalFights🥶
@brutalfightz210 Sep 2025
Watch Out Yall, F*ntanyl K*ills
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Chick in my anatomy class today was a little too excited to be dissecting this rat. Kinda hot, I won’t lie
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Top 3 Kurt Russell movies 1. Captain Ron 2. Big Trouble in Little China 3. Bone Tomahawk
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Venomous snakes look like they’d be venomous yknow. Whatever
Nature is Amazing ☘️
@AMAZlNGNATURE15 Aug 2025
This is a Malaysian King Cobra. The longest venomous snake on the planet. It is the longest of the different subspecies of King Cobra, as well. Adult males can possibly reach up to 17ft to 18ft (5m).
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Starting college at the age of 27 to professionally scare the hoes (me) #AdultLearner
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Unfortunately for the democrats I’m having 4-7 beers for lunch while pretending I know how to stitch weld
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I’m such a fucking retard I get so excited about old junk like this. Chills
ham mike
@griffraff9714 Aug 2025
Buddy let me borrow the beast for a week so I’ve been drinking 7-10 beers everywhere I go
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