@DocCosmic98

Militech memetic warfare division employee. Posts do not reflect the opinions of my employer. Arasaka goons DNI. Simulator Ally.

 Night City
gunsandsand.com
Joined September 2018
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I tried 2 join the doki doki literature club but they wouldn't let me in cause I got a doki doki learning disability
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Smokin straight rape
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Noaxh 🇻🇪@NoaxhBIT
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Discord
@discord
Sep 24
when you launch an extremely popular age assurance update that everyone on Discord was really looking forward to and it has bugs
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knyaz@knyazchizhik
Sep 28
ok
original by Jaime Jones

ALT original by Jaime Jones

Discord
@discord
Sep 24
when you launch an extremely popular age assurance update that everyone on Discord was really looking forward to and it has bugs
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How bad can it be.
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Akira
@Animex_twts
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Credit: @beetlemoses

ALT Credit: @beetlemoses

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shut up Wumpus #Godzilla
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@discord
Sep 24
when you launch an extremely popular age assurance update that everyone on Discord was really looking forward to and it has bugs
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Plenty of material left mechanic is trying to scam you.
the wizard 🐧
@42069volshebnik
Sep 28
is this real
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Glasnost
@GunkusMaximus
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Reverse cowgirl so I can tweet while she does all the work
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Asking the kid with cerebral palsy what his routine is at the gym simulator
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Someone accusing you of projection is automatically grounds to have a judge issue a raping warrant btw
Psyberdelic@Psyberdelic_
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People throw around the term "projection" nowadays likes its a gotcha but most of them are too stupid to realize they're just saying "I know you are but what am I?"
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Psyberdelic@Psyberdelic_
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People throw around the term "projection" nowadays likes its a gotcha but most of them are too stupid to realize they're just saying "I know you are but what am I?"
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The Chris Chan Effect™️
Glasnost
@GunkusMaximus
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Does eating it when you're done still count as semen retention?
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Someone will look at this and honestly tell you this isn't sick as fuck. We're actually so back.
chasm
@chasmmmmmmmmmmm
Sep 27
AI HACKERS HAVE PUT SKATEBOARDING IN CALL OF DUTY MODERN WARFARE 2! 🚨 THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR. ITS TIME TO PACE THE FRONTIER. @DarioAmodei @sama @elonmusk @theo
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Wumpus gets droned 💥💥
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This is the post industrial rust belt nigga we clown in this mothafucka (overdose on oxy and fent) better take your sensitive ass back to Delaware!!!!!
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"You look like a monkey and you smell like one too!" Said the evil monkey transfiguration wizard before painfully transfiguring me into a stinky orangutan
Big Jonny Quest
@BigJonnyQuest
Sep 27
It’s true, whenever I end the happy birthday song with “you smell like a monkey and you look like one too!”, the celebrant is rapidly and horrifically transfigured into a stinking ape like something from an Animorphs book cover.
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Got some Shinko 777s for my hog and very excited to finally get them mounted and go for a spin. Kinda mad I didn't do it before fall though :/
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Breaking my cock off inside her like a bee stinger and immediately dying
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I need to spend my son's college fund on a hammer 1275 kit, Mikuni Carb, and S&S air cleaner for my crusty piece of shit 34 year old sporty. He'll understand when he's older and sees how fucking sick it is.
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Impregnating my wife in a bowling alley locker room simulator
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