The "unsuspecting patients" are many medical doctors, including several oncologists. Wake up, man! Read it all. I'll kindly give you another chance to see the light: In our first 100 whole-body MRI scans of asymptomatic individuals, we detected three life-threatening conditions: 1. A 6 cm ascending aortic aneurysm missed in three successive years at a famous Boston teaching hospital executive health program. The patient underwent urgent repair of this immediately life-threatening condition at that same institution. 2. A grade 3 dural AV fistula in the brain of a 50-year-old woman with a 15% annual risk of mortality. She was treated successfully and non-invasively at Johns Hopkins via Gamma Knife. Subsequent scans at our facility showed resolution. 3. A mucinous malignancy in the abdomen of a 45-year-old male treated with surgery and HIPEC at a major teaching hospital. None of these 100 patients had an unnecessary biopsy or invasive procedure. We see simple cysts in virtually all patients but simply reassure them that they are harmless. We also see actionable findings in approximately 30% of our patients and are happy to provide a list if interested, including fatty live. Not all whole-body MRI scans are the same. We perform an extremely comprehensive 3T procedure lasting 90 minutes that allows us to characterize almost all findings as benign, without the need for follow-up imaging or biopsy. We convert “false positives” into “true negatives.” Although we do not endorse this procedure for cancer detection—and that may change as treatments for previously untreatable cancers emerge—we have scanned many oncologists.