Double-decking zyns and I'm hiccuping in a beater. Call me Doc Bronson.

This one girl has been hating her roommates and coming to my place to study. Worried she is gonna get too attached but I can’t say no to box.

Jesus Christ what in gods name do your parents look like to produce such a cretin.

Left my AirPods at foids house. Suicidal gym session incoming.

Drank a retarded amount no buzz not even drunk at all. Unsure of what to do now other than smoke a cig and play cs.

Just pissed with such force when I was shitting and soaked my balls.

I was acting like a quitter let’s get it done.

Feeling like utter dog shit so idk if I’m even gonna drink. Not even hung just sick. Fuck me.

Gonna drink a quarter gallon of diet green tea and fill up the rest of the jug with Tito’s tomorrow. This is gonna be a fun experiment.

Stanley Kubrick world war 3 movie where a soldier has an orange tipped rifle and says it’s not live as he mows down women and children.

Redownloading clash of clans who has a clan for me?

Please look at what he is replying to I’m fucking dying.

I’m boutta blow my load I love fall.

Foid just send me the sluttiest snap of all time. Suddenly I’m heading back to school tonight.