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A wheelchair-bound engineer discovers that a gang is digging a tunnel beneath his house to rob a bank and decides to turn their heist into his own game. 🎬🍿🔥
🎥 At the End of the Tunnel (2016)
Stream: Prime Video
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I have been to 22 states in Nigeria
And that is the only reason I don't do bigotry here on social media
Because, in every region in Nigeria, you can organise
- 100k morons
- 100k illiterates
- 100k criminals
- 100k paupers
All under one hour and there will be stampede
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For those who don’t really know about the Man City charges, let me summarise for you, especially what the 115 charges are.
The whole summary of this case is that Man City were spending more than they were earning for 9 years (2009-2018)
Their Arab owners were pumping money into the club, but they were covering it up as sponsorship deals and legit revenue.
In fact, in that 9 years, they had an Abu-Dhabi sponsorship for instance, that paid about £120m, but City declared about £950m.
Let’s not forget why FFP & PSR rules exist. The idea is make sure that clubs are not spending more than they’re earning. Man City wanted to spend more than they were earning, so they inflated their sponsorship revenues.
The way City were caught was even funnier. A hacker stumbled on an email in 2018 and that’s how it got out. If not for this hacker, maybe nobody would have ever known.
The Premier League & UEFA began investigation. UEFA found them guilty, banned them for 2 years and fined them €30m. City went to CAS, think of CAS as the Supreme Court in Sports, they’re also independent.
CAS lifted the ban UEFA gave City & reduced the fine to €10m. The €10m was because City did not cooperate with the investigation.
Regarding the shady sponsorship deals, CAS said UEFA had insufficient evidence. Secondly, UEFA has a time limit where they can only prosecute within 5 years (their own rule). One of the main sponsorship deals was an Etisalat deal in 2012/13, and UEFA were bringing it up in 2019.
CAS said it was more than 5 years and that’s how UEFA kinda lost the case. On the other hand, Premier League does not have a time limit, hence, they can investigate cases as far back as 2009.
Many of you always say “115 charges”, but do you know what these charges are?
1. Failure to provide accurate financial reports for player and manager compensation (2009-2018) - 14 charges
2. Failure to provide accurate and up-to-date financial information (2009-2018) - 54 charges
3. Failure to comply with UEFA's regulations, including Financial Fair Play Regulations - 5 charges
4. Breaching Premier League Profitability and Sustainability (PSR) regulations (2015-2018) - 7 charges
5. Failure to co-operate with Premier League investigations (2018-2023) - 35 charges
Most of these were not under Pep. They happened before Pep. It’s reported that they were under Hughes, Mancini, and Pellegrini. In this timeframe, Man City won 3 premier leagues, first was the AGUERROOOOOOO moment. They also won 1 FA Cup and 3 League Cups.
For the 14 charges (number 1), I read somewhere that City were paying a manager a different wage from what was reported, for 4 years (only Mancini spent 4 years, so it’s allegedly the one).
For Pep Guardiola, the major breach that happened under him was the cooperation part (35 charges). City were not cooperating with the investigation.
Lastly, City has 14 days to appeal which is due this Friday. The appeal will go to an independent panel for review. Don’t forget what the Premier League called all of those deals, “sham” deals.
I watched City Group’s CEO earlier today, Ferran Soriano. He said they have irrefutable evidence that they did nothing wrong. He’s standing on business.
Anyways, I’d leave you to what City chairman, Khaldoon al-Mubarak said in 2014. He said he would rather spend £30m on the best 50 lawyers in the world and sue UEFA for the next 10 years than agree a financial penalty for alleged FFP breaches. He might want to apply this to the Premier League.
There are different punishments if City lose the appeal, but the premier league does not have standalone punishments per breach for now, so it’s how they deem fit.
What is most likely to happen is Points deduction and fine just like that of Everton, maybe a transfer ban too. I might be welcoming Enzo and Haaland to Bramall Lane next season, I’ll definitely get a picture💃🏼
Hope this was easy to understand?
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BREAKING‼️I would have annulled the 2015 election and nothing would’ve happened. But history would not be kind to me..
—— EX President, Goodluck Ebele Jonathan
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This is Bashir Ahmad calling for Civil war when fuel was 150 naira.
Today fuel is 1500, people are calling him out for supporting the government and he is angry.
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Look at the Governor of my state talking about governance, what he has done and what he plans to do. I have never been this proud to be from Abia State! Alex Otti comot shame from our eyes!!
Then you switch and hear the useless Governor of Edo State always bragging about giving the President votes and other stupid things that are completely irrelevant!
Then you move to Anambra State, where the Governor is shamelessly obsessed with a man who left hard-earned foreign currency when he left office.
And another one is on television telling us how he rigged elections!
This country na serious beer parlour! Nonsense!
“If I go back to the debt left by the past government, some people will unfortunately be affected. I inherited a debt of ₦191.2 billion, but I have been able to pay almost 75% of the debt. How I was able to do this was by reducing the cost of governance by 20%, because that was a major problem.”
— Abia State Governor, Alex Otti, speaking this morning on Arise TV.
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In this investigation, BusinessDay exposes how a company owned by a former campaigner for David Umahi received N60.1 billion solely from the Ministry of Works in two years, despite ongoing EFCC case.
businessday.ng/investigation…
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These are common mistakes amongst men that need to STOP:
1. Bro, when you catch your woman cheating, you have no business with the man. It is your woman who opened her legs. Ignore the man, hold ONLY your woman accountable.
2. When you see a man with his woman in public, attempting to get her number is not you being “street smart”. It is you being a razz snitch on your fellow bro and being a disgrace to the brotherhood.
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Yesterday I was watching news and world leaders are really facing alot with this fuel price issue .. Germany have a regional election next year and their leaders are afraid because the inflation might affect them … They are suggesting fuel subsidy which would cost 2.5billion euros for just three months and even a whole Germany is complaining that the money is too much ..Population of Germany is 83m ,Nigeria is almost 3 times German population ,where can Nigeria see such money … In France it is same thing,they have election next year and the economic inflation is really tough ,they are asking that minimum wage is increased . The government have been thinking of ways they can bring about a temporary subsidy for like 3 months , Italy are also proposing same idea … If you have been to other countries in the last few months you would see and hear people complaining of how this fuel prices has led to massive inflation… Prices of fuel in Ghana is equivalent to over 2000 naira and ghana despite being way more expensive than Nigeria their minimum wage is 67,000 monthly mind you Ghana have oil …. This is not even about politics at this point or whoever your preferred candidate is … This issue is a global source of worry and not only a domesticated Nigerian issue .. As much as possible we should make constructive criticisms and ensure we navigate through this global issue … Do not let any presidential candidate make you believe it is only in Nigeria this thing is happening… GOD BLESS NIGERIA
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The James Bond vs Diamond tycoon battle in Iceland was tough af🔥
It is safe to say this movie was ahead of its time. Damn! 🔥🍿🎥
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What Ooni of Ife did behind closed doors on this IPO, and the meeting Dangote had to fly out for today in Canada, goes to show that beyond being a Royal Father, the Ooni of Ife is truly an enigma, quietly working behind the scenes to ensure Nigeria’s economy blossoms and opportunities are created.
Some of the most impactful work happens away behind the cameras.
May His Imperial Majesty live long and his reign bring more prosperity to Ile Ife, Osun and Nigeria at large.
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‘Mother of All Stocks’: Ooni Praises Dangote for Making IPO Accessible to the Common People
“I am looking forward to a day when an average pepper seller can finish selling his or her pepper for ₦5,000, pick up a phone, and buy Dangote shares with ease.”
— Ooni of Ife, Oba Adeyeye Enitan Ogunwusi, Ojaja II, speaking at the Dangote Refinery's IPO launch on the floor of the NGX.
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🇳🇬32 APPROVED CHANNELS TO BUY DANGOTE REFINERY SHARES — 2026
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NGX
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IPO Price: ₦525 per share
Minimum: 10 shares = ₦5,250
Offer Size: 4.1 billion shares
Potential Raise: ₦2.15 trillion
Reported Opening: 14 September 2026
Reported Closing: 13 October 2026
#Statisense
(Dangote Petroleum Refinery)
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Ezri Konsa is the only player in the Champions League so far with a 100% pass accuracy (50+ passes attempted). 🎯
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⏰ 83' - Gabriel Jesus gets subbed on
⚽️ 85' - Gabriel Jesus scores a goal
Instant impact by the Barcelona striker! 🇧🇷⚡️
































