"freestyle" rap from semifinal day 1 of the tournament in Weissenhaus...hope I win the cards! youtu.be/w0q-FOQZ71E #freestylechess #freestyle chess

(an anonymous HireVue interview video)

Is it right that just to chat with customer service about someone else’s package mistakenly delivered to me, I have to accept terms and conditions? Give my email address and phone number? @fedex Sigh.

Adios @SANDcamp! It's been beautiful!

This was a laugh, and seems like good info. youtube.com/watch?v=IgCHcuCw…

So, I seem to have made a #Chrome extension: chrome.google.com/webstore/d…. It probably wasn’t necessary given how @troyhunt’s pwned passwords API has exploded in the last week (and also it turns out there was already one) but I had a good time learning plainold.js and making this pic

Sometimes I have imaginary conversations with websites. Today, canceling @microsoft Office subscription: MS: “Would you like to tell us why?” Me: “Nah.” MS: “Well, um, then you can’t cancel!” Me: “Oh, ok, let’s see… huh, my reason isn't here...” MS: “So, you won’t cancel then?"

I'm not sure if this is just another #Jira ticketing WTF or a profound insight into my emotions after transferring off this project. – at The Dalles, OR

Translation: Stakeholders think forms are more user-friendly if they look like a 20-year-old @Microsoft program 😄 Reminds me of @commitstrip – at The Dalles, OR

HAHAHA! I got excited at the subject line "Too many emails?" —as if they had a solution. What's the solution? *More notifications!* ...NO.