I used to tweet. Recovering Consultant. Interests are: Real Estate, Tech, and Dreck. Not in that order. Views are my own.

Chicago (Mostly)
Joined May 2012
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Schedule sending texts is the most underrated feature
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Underrated value of being able to grow facial hair quickly is - any event that you may need a mustache at requires short notice
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This tweet has small relatable audience... For context attending a mustache bar crawl and the boys had to plan 7 weeks - while I forgot about It till a week ago and we are in good shape
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Ran out of coffee today and found out my coffee subscription package got stolen
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First I need to find some coffee...
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Dive bar was A/B testing cover last night ... We are at the peak
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Starbucks opening on my block whats the projected property value increase... #retwit
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Not sure if this is a multiplier but it's next door to a chipotle
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I met another guy named Daniel last night - I realized replying with "That's an awesome name" is the worst way to state you share the same name
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A well kept Real Estate secret is you can cancel your PMI without refinancing If you have PMI call your bank and tell them you're planning to refinance with another bank unless they cancel your PMI You're the consumer and have leverage in a competitive market use it
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This strategy recently worked for me and is quicker and a much cheaper way to cancel PMI than a refi The criteria for cancelling PMI through a refi is stricter (20% LTV). Where as cancelling PMI by negotiating with your bank the criteria is usually - Mortgage Amt. < Appraisal
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Inflation isn't real well tell me why the Mcdouble is $2.89...
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This intern will have a great story when answering the interview question "Tell me a time when something went wrong, and how you handled it"
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Places I'm most excited about not having to wear a mask: Gym, restaurants, office Places I'll continue to wear a mask indefinitely - The Red Line train to avoid the smell
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Was waiting in lines to do everything normal? I don't remember
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