Ball Knower, Washed-up Athlete, Modern Day Philosopher, Roll Goats

Virginia, USA
Joined January 2016
Rebranding as a naval academy burner in support of my boys at Annapolis
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Life is too short. You should start building your own private military company with your friends.
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What a kind young man. Surely his fan base doesn’t have anything negative to say about African Americans.
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Memorized that shit.
Fuck my life I have under 24 hours to memorize this
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🇾🇪🇸🇦⚡️- Three big booms heard in Riyadh, according to Reuters.
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Top 3 movies no order: Full metal jacket Goodwill hunting Sixteen candles
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Kid was made in a lab to be the Tartinator
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Fuck my life I have under 24 hours to memorize this
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It’s funny being the first in my family to be in Greek life because I can tell pledging stories and nobody can even comprehend it
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Update: It does #BuckDown
Opening day of rifle season. Rain just moved out. Fantasy team up big. Not sure it gets any better than this
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Getting sober before even turning the legal drinking age
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“The revolution will be televised” niggas when we televise executions of terrorists
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Horsepower horsepower all this polo on I got horse power
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Future is a misogynist?!?
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Mamdani whenever he breaks character:
Tfw the monster you created turns on you.
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She said I look like her dad so I call her Sigmund Foid
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Are we gonna watch the fort hood shooter’s execution on stream???
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She the one in the back, nose running from the blow🗣️
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