Utterly baffled by some of my fellow humans. Follow if you like my take on life, I usually follow back. DM me if you want, but I don't always respond.
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Genius? @realDonaldTrump you don't understand capitalism at all. If I don't buy a thing because it's too expensive, or bady made, or I don't like the shops it's sold in, or I don't like the owner, those are my choices as a consumer. There is NO SUCH THING as an "illegal boycott"
@BTBusiness When people ask why I always try to contact BT by phone rather than live chat or WhatsApp? This. This absolute **** is why.
Oh Elon. Eeellon. EEELLLONN! Ah, there you are @elonmusk . I know, long day, you must be shattered. Just been watching all the inspirational clips about Mars on your feed. Cool, cool. You forgot to post this one though, you silly poppet. The one that shows who you really are 😉
Um @skytv what is the point of the service checker on the MySky app if it doesn't actually check? Photo of hub not connected and screenshot taken as near simultaneously as it was possible to do.
I've just tried the reset button. And refreshed the Service Checker. What is it checking? The router is still rebooting. IT. IS. NOT. CONNECTED. TO. ANYTHING. Your app says the hub is connected & "everything looks ok"
That's simply not true, so what is the service checker doing?
Fascinating. If this is the best that @elonmusk's AI can do, I'm less scared of it than I have ever been. Incredible is right though, the results aren't credible at all.
It's not supposed to be fun Elon, you absolute pancake. Being in government is a responsibility. You're not supposed to be there to have fun, you're there to work FOR the people you govern. The world is going to shit at the moment because too many people are enjoying the power.
You know when you keep seeing screen grabs of something and you assume it's been edited for effect?
Nope, this one finally popped up on my feed and, good grief, it's genuine. What a weapons grade bell-end. The irony is, his Grok AI thing could have written something better.
What? No sensational pictures yet? He's slipping.
BBC News - Trump safe after gunshots in his vicinity - campaign
bbc.com/news/articles/c3rlln…
If I could, I would print out every bit of paperwork now required to export to Ireland & force-feed it to people I know voted for #Brexit. Don't worry, they'll be fine, they can wash it down with glasses of all that extra sovereignty they were crapping on about #BrexitDisaster
BBC News - Oasis presale tickets relisted for £6,000 minutes after ballot - BBC News
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj62…
BBC News - Oasis presale tickets relisted for £6,000 minutes after ballot - BBC News
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj62…
Unfortunately, the new landlord keeps lighting bin fires in the town square, so a lot of people are now scared to visit. I still haven't worked out if Premium provides visitors with special fire protection or extra petrol...
Wow. Actually,the only surprising thing about this fantastic display of English exceptionalism is the gender gap being so small. I'd assumed the proportion of delusional men would be greater.
But, seriously, if you believe you can, get off the sofa & do it
yougov.co.uk/sport/articles/…
Richard Howlett 🐋 retweeted
I Didn’t Know That You Were Racist….
I didn’t know that you were racist
Till I saw you on the news
Running out of JD sports
With a pair of Nike shoes
I didn’t know that you were racist
Till it showed you standing there
Beside that guy in a football shirt
With your right arm in the air
I didn’t know that you were racist
Till I watched you kick that door
Of the cafe in botanic
Where we had lunch before
I didn’t know that you were racist
But I’m sure I heard you shout
That you hated all the immigrants
And wanted them burnt out
I didn’t know that you were racist
When last talking to your wife
She said, that doc’s from Pakistan
The one who saved your life
I didn’t know that you were racist
I never knew you held those views
But alas my friend you’re dead to me
Since I saw you on the news
fight racism- fight fascism- fight hatred - fight discrimination and division.
It's like listening to a mad old uncle trying to impress with tales of derring-do that get more impressive with every telling. Except you know he was actually hiding in a corner and missed the whole thing.
Richard Howlett 🐋 retweeted
Congratulations @Keir_Starmer! We look forward to working with the new Government so UK theatre can thrive by:
1. Expanding kids' access to theatre
2. Investing in theatre buildings
3. Strategically reviewing public investment in the arts
uktheatre.org/working-with-t…
