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Sizwe retweeted
The good thing about HE Sifuna is that he has been consistent in all seasons.
Can baby Pendo see shiny things
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Ngui ! Universal health coverage that covers the least . Nyamasa!! Mtu ako na SHA and still required to make a deposit for HDU bed . Shens
Ruto : Muombee Sifuna anataka Kurudisha Kenya Nyuma
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No. Wantam is an ideology that should live on beyond Ruto. Even Sifuna should know if he lets us down as a country during his first term, it's WANTAM
Until we find someone serious again, Sifuna will rule till 2042.
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Sizwe retweeted
The gloves are finally off. Let the politicking begin. Kaende kaende, stage ni statehouse🔥🔥🔥
''Ruto ALINAJISI akina mama na Kuchoma watu kwa Kanisa. Kama ni siasa ya Track Record niko Tayari...Tuone Wakenya wataenda na nani,'' Fearless Edwin Sifuna Hammers President Ruto over Track Records
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''Ruto ALINAJISI akina mama na Kuchoma watu kwa Kanisa. Kama ni siasa ya Track Record niko Tayari...Tuone Wakenya wataenda na nani,'' Fearless Edwin Sifuna Hammers President Ruto over Track Records
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Sizwe retweeted
I was sitting next to this girl kwa matatu from Nairobi to Kitale. Dem alikua akiwatch those low IQ tiktoks on full blast. I was about to complain nikanotice her phone iko 2% katazima anytime. Kiasi dem akachomoa a 20000mAh oraimo power bank ikabidi nimezua buana😂
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Sizwe retweeted
When the depth of your literary pursuits is the instruction pamphlet on the inside of a condom box, and the newspapers you use in place of toilet paper, then everything will inevitably sound like jargon to you. I'd tell you to heal, but you'd be best suited to reading first.
Replying to @Mr_Guantai
You will exhaust your expletives vocabulary on a single tweet because you were a tugege in 2022 😂
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The Kikuyu Council of Elders from Kiambu perform a ritual after discovering that one of their members had never been circumcised.
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Ruto ameongeza bei ya mafuta then anataka Sifuna aishukishe Mkiambiwa tuna-deal na wazimu mnaona ni mchezo
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I've noticed there's a small percentage of millennials mostly in their mid and late 40s who hate Sifuna with a passion They can't believe someone their age is about to hold the ultimate power in Kenya Acheni wivu na muache omwami akalie kiti anyoroshe Kenya
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Sizwe retweeted
Kenyans elect fools and thieves without a second thought. But when it comes to Edwin Sifuna, all of a sudden we want experience; we want economic policy, bla bla bla.... What experience did Uhuru have? What use was Ruto's experience as DP for 10 years; how has it benefited us?
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Sizwe retweeted
"In the dark of the grave where you put Rex Maasai and Albert Ojwang, you can’t see shiny things." Oooof!! Bars on bars!!
It’s actually the other way round Mr. President. There is a reason the right to life and the fundamental freedoms come first in the Bill of Rights. More than anything else we want to live in a free and democratic country because in the dark of the grave where you put Rex Maasai and Albert Ojwang, you can’t see shiny things.
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"More than anything else, we want to live in a free and democratic country because in the dark of the grave where you put Rex Maasai and Albert Ojwang, you can’t see shiny things." Chai inaonja quinine pale jumba kuu gaddemit!🤣
It’s actually the other way round Mr. President. There is a reason the right to life and the fundamental freedoms come first in the Bill of Rights. More than anything else we want to live in a free and democratic country because in the dark of the grave where you put Rex Maasai and Albert Ojwang, you can’t see shiny things.
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HIV is in Statehouse and there isn't quarantine there. Wachaneni na sisi.
BREAKING NEWS: Ebola Cases Rise to 7, Ministry of Health Confirms ​​ read.kenyans.co.ke/D2Y6v
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"In the dark of the grave where you put Rex Maasai and Albert Ojwang. You can't see shiny things."
It’s actually the other way round Mr. President. There is a reason the right to life and the fundamental freedoms come first in the Bill of Rights. More than anything else we want to live in a free and democratic country because in the dark of the grave where you put Rex Maasai and Albert Ojwang, you can’t see shiny things.
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Sizwe retweeted
"because in the dark of the grave where you put Rex Maasai and Albert Ojwang, you can’t see shiny things."
It’s actually the other way round Mr. President. There is a reason the right to life and the fundamental freedoms come first in the Bill of Rights. More than anything else we want to live in a free and democratic country because in the dark of the grave where you put Rex Maasai and Albert Ojwang, you can’t see shiny things.
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"...because in the dark of the grave where you put Rex Maasai and Albert Ojwang, you can’t see shiny things."
It’s actually the other way round Mr. President. There is a reason the right to life and the fundamental freedoms come first in the Bill of Rights. More than anything else we want to live in a free and democratic country because in the dark of the grave where you put Rex Maasai and Albert Ojwang, you can’t see shiny things.
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Because in the dark of the grave where you put Rex and Albert, they can't see shiny things, HE SIFUNA 2026
It’s actually the other way round Mr. President. There is a reason the right to life and the fundamental freedoms come first in the Bill of Rights. More than anything else we want to live in a free and democratic country because in the dark of the grave where you put Rex Maasai and Albert Ojwang, you can’t see shiny things.
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Replying to @WilliamsRuto
Took me as a foreigner a few months - talking to Kenyans on ground, seeing extrajudicial killings and abductions - to learn you are a killer who lies and oppresses his citizens. Your “plan” is mostly broken promises, or more betrayed Kenyans. Gtfoh w those photo ops & lies.
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