Husband, Gamer, DJ, Raconteur, 250m swimming certificate, Cat on a lead. Married to @bambihelen who’s new dog licks my armpits at night.
A home not under a hammer.
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Andy Carr retweeted
Could have Édith Piaf singing on top of the Eiffel Tower with a cigarette in one hand and a decapitated head in the other and it would still somehow be less French than this photo
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The photo in this post is AI-generated, not a real photograph of protests in Paris. It edits a 2015 image from Yerevan, Armenia, replacing the protester with the Pink Panther.
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Getting the Honey Monster to appear in #CelebrityTraitors has to be one of the greatest bookings of all time.
Andy Carr retweeted
It is 1986. I am traumatized by the death of Optimus Prime.
It is 2026. I am traumatized by the death of Optimus Prime.
Andy Carr retweeted
This is Bruno and Rocket. Rocket insists on making a grand entrance. Bruno is happy to help with that. 13/10 for both
Andy Carr retweeted
Here's the location (500,167) of the 2nd Treasure Chest for the Community Treasure Event in Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resynced.
Rewards: Legendary Uncrowned Prince Rapier & Guardian Beast Figurehead.
Andy Carr retweeted
The Explorer Outfit has just been found in Black Flag Resynced by -Holliday in a completely unmarked chest in the middle of the ocean
This is a HUGE discovery, we all thought this outfit got cut in the remake!
Here’s how to get it:
Andy Carr retweeted
🚨Darth Vader Unmasked🚨 After extensive research I can reveal Darth Vader is not an actual Dark Lord but a member of the Wokerati, mollycoddling children who are just trying to cross the road.
Andy Carr retweeted
This is Lucie. She likes to moo, so you can imagine why this herd of cows mistook her as one of their own. And vice versa. 13/10 for all
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It is something that man was not meant to disturb. It is not of this earth.
Coldplay’s ‘not very good’ James Bond theme song unearthed after 27 years trib.al/xe2F307
