My New Book “ISIMS” as-is.life/products/isims

“Keegan Bradley” is the whitest sounding name I have ever heard in my life.

I knew E-40 was rapping about real life when he said “I used to get beat with racing car tracks”. That’s way too specific of an item to get beat with to not be true

Your 🖊️ Is a 🖍️. 🤦🏻‍♂️

I never had any problem identifying with on screen characters who did not look like me.

Were people always this convinced their subjective opinion on movies/acting were objective truths?

If you worked with a person who constantly talked about how great they were at their job. How they were the best at everything. And about how anyone who disagreed with them was a loser and unpatriotic you would probably hate that person.

Rage baiting is thirst trapping for the aesthetically impaired.

Final score 11-10

2026 Jay-Z will drop an album out of nowhere.

Why is FYP a deleted tweet reply every 3 posts?

This is about to be one of those crazy news weeks. I can feel it.

Kanye’s verse on The Joy is one of his best for sure!

“When it's war, it'll be war to the bitter end If they ever say we lose, I start it again.” @50cent really meant that.

She was a Whoo-Er.

Do you ever stop to think about how many people see your face on dating apps and decide instantly you are not good enough.

The euphemism “Reheating Nachos” is clever because in general reheated nachos are not very good in taste or texture. However, if you heat them in a pan and then add eggs… Pretty delicious. Although I suppose one could argue they are no longer nachos.

I still want to know why the president thinks nobody knows or uses the word “groceries.”

Cowboys VS Cardinals = Jerry McGuire ass game.

Across four different dating apps I haven’t had a single match in over a month. I usually get one or two a week between them. Anyone else dry as a bone?