Tony Kornheiser looks like an embattled old fisherman who tells fables about his historic catches of the past but is now relegated to trying to catch fish in the pond at the park even though it is common knowledge that there are no fish in that pond.

Stephen Ross looks like a ventriloquist dummy.

Skip Bayless looks like a retired figure skating champion.

Klay Thompson looks like the guy who owns a kayak but won’t let anyone else use it.