World's WORST Larper. @Distortir

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Pizza Movie (2026)
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no longer a bum #Hired
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there are people on this app who just want to play out their psychotic fantasies on innocent people for not being "normal"
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??? fucking jackass.
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MAGA when actual sharia law
Texas is poised to require all public school students read the Bible as part of their mandatory book list, potentially violating the First Amendment's Establishment Clause.
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There is a god. Thank you Jesus.
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Why is everyone in the Digital Circus too scared to stand up to the bunny twink
DON'T JUST STAND THERE 😭😭DO SOMETHING😭😭COMFORT HER 😭😭😭WAS IT THAT HARD TO ASK IF SHE WANTED A DIFFERENT NAME
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“We’re doing 19 watergates a day” is not a good thing
JD Vance: "I think Nixon's historical legacy is enjoying a bit of a renaissance, and deservedly so. I joked that if Watergate happened tomorrow, it would be like a 12 hours news story. The idea that it took down a presidency is crazy."
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Rohan calling Josuke a self observed jerkoff is understandable given their beef Him calling Okuyasu a moron was mean, but he's knows the guy and let's be real, he is kind of dumb and is also Josuke's best friend Bro never met or talked with Yukako ONCE, yet still threw shade 😭
talking like he aint all three 😭🙏
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Ain’t nobody looking at Gohan
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I think Toby Fox should make us pay $20 for every new chapter
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A woman has been arrested after threatening Taco Bell workers with a gun over a long wait for food She reportedly told staff to meet her in the parking lot before lifting her shirt to show the weapon while making threats
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Mongolian throat fucking
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I distinctly remember, as a young teenager, the first time I stayed up all night on the internet, until I saw the morning sun peeking through my window. Felt like I'd passed some barrier. The night was no longer real. Just a bunch of dark hours.
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Oh wow. I didn’t know they made a movie about it
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sigh..
I'm turning this into my DRAWING alt heres my "art" so far
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“hey men” and they are getting lung cancer 😭😭😭😭
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