Shitty Dimple Okapi (@Dissonances) header
Shitty Dimple Okapi (@Dissonances) profile picture

Shitty Dimple Okapi

@Dissonances
Joined February 2011
  • Tweets478
  • Following0
  • Followers25
73Media
Photo by Shitty Dimple Okapi (@Dissonances)Photo by Shitty Dimple Okapi (@Dissonances)Photo by Shitty Dimple Okapi (@Dissonances)Photo by Shitty Dimple Okapi (@Dissonances)Photo by Shitty Dimple Okapi (@Dissonances)Photo by Shitty Dimple Okapi (@Dissonances)Photo by Shitty Dimple Okapi (@Dissonances)Photo by Shitty Dimple Okapi (@Dissonances)Photo by Shitty Dimple Okapi (@Dissonances)Photo by Shitty Dimple Okapi (@Dissonances)
Shitty Dimple Okapi retweeted
Wolf Pack Alan (@WolfpackAlan) profile picture
Wolf Pack Alan@WolfpackAlan22 Apr 2015
It all makes sense now
Image from Wolf Pack Alan (@WolfpackAlan)
10
317
340
Shitty Dimple Okapi retweeted
Joseph Scrimshaw (@JosephScrimshaw) profile picture
Joseph Scrimshaw@JosephScrimshaw17 Apr 2015
Right now, the #StarWars trailer has 1426 thumbs down on YouTube if you want to know how many soulless assholes there are on the planet.
3
16
32
Shitty Dimple Okapi retweeted
Wolf Pack Alan (@WolfpackAlan) profile picture
Wolf Pack Alan@WolfpackAlan14 Apr 2015
Fifty Shades of Grey is only romantic because the guy is a billionaire. If he was living in a trailer, it would be a Criminal Minds episode.
8
547
617
Shitty Dimple Okapi retweeted
Joseph Scrimshaw (@JosephScrimshaw) profile picture
Joseph Scrimshaw@JosephScrimshaw12 Apr 2015
I'd like to watch the Mad Men/Game of Thrones crossover show which is just a dragon drinking whiskey and looking sad for an hour.
1
15
23
Shitty Dimple Okapi retweeted
The Atlantic (@TheAtlantic) profile picture
The Atlantic
@TheAtlantic11 Apr 2015
The disturbing movement to oppose diversity at this year's Hugo Awards theatln.tc/1HbrkBy
Image from The Atlantic (@TheAtlantic)
21
197
206
Shitty Dimple Okapi retweeted
Steven Brust, pjf (@StevenBrust) profile picture
Steven Brust, pjf@StevenBrust9 Apr 2015
You know that stupid, boring chapter 2 infodump bad writers do? Well, I'm putting it in chapter *3*. That's why I'm an artist.
15
105
261
Shitty Dimple Okapi retweeted
KUT Austin (@KUT) profile picture
KUT Austin@KUT3 Apr 2015
Homeless advocate. Cancer survivor. Goose. Rest in peace, Homer. kutne.ws/1G9xGSC
Image from KUT Austin (@KUT)
1
33
76
Shitty Dimple Okapi retweeted
BuzzFeed (@BuzzFeed) profile picture
BuzzFeed
@BuzzFeed31 Mar 2015
The beerito is the answer to all your outdoor drinking questions bzfd.it/1GJm2wU
Image from BuzzFeed (@BuzzFeed)
63
294
468
Shitty Dimple Okapi retweeted
The Oatmeal (@Oatmeal) profile picture
The Oatmeal
@Oatmeal31 Mar 2015
It is 63F in Antarctica today. I'm not worried though because thermometers are a bunch of Obamacare-loving lesbians with liberal agendas.
38
722
827
Shitty Dimple Okapi retweeted
Tim Siedell (@badbanana) profile picture
Tim Siedell
@badbanana22 Mar 2015
A dating website that matches you with people who just ordered a pizza.
28
262
439
Shitty Dimple Okapi retweeted
University of Oxford (@UniofOxford) profile picture
University of Oxford
@UniofOxford14 Mar 2015
Happy Bday Einstein! Here's the blackboard Albert used in his lectures in Oxford in '31. Original in @MHSOxford #otd
Image from University of Oxford (@UniofOxford)
14
113
71
Shitty Dimple Okapi retweeted
Sunshine Tour (@Sunshine_Tour) profile picture
Sunshine Tour
@Sunshine_Tour8 Mar 2015
Territorial dispute: @EuropeanTour rules official John Paramor gives 1-stroke penalty to a nyala bull #AfricaOpen2015
Image from Sunshine Tour (@Sunshine_Tour)
3
49
35
Shitty Dimple Okapi retweeted
Joseph Scrimshaw (@JosephScrimshaw) profile picture
Joseph Scrimshaw@JosephScrimshaw27 Feb 2015
The dress debate on the day of #NetNeutrality feels like a 16 year old crashing the Porsche they just got for their birthday.
6
78
106
Shitty Dimple Okapi retweeted
The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) profile picture
The Daily Show
@TheDailyShow26 Feb 2015
50 Fox News lies in 6 seconds. (Tap the screen to pause) vine.co/v/O2qFXmwW9uz
The Daily Show's post on Vine

The Daily Show's post on Vine

50 Fox News lies in 6 seconds. (Tap the screen to pause)

vine.co
254
3,589
19
3,317
Shitty Dimple Okapi retweeted
The Onion (@TheOnion) profile picture
The Onion
@TheOnion24 Feb 2015
Your Horoscopes — Week Of February 24, 2015 onion.com/1zcPUdm
Image from The Onion (@TheOnion)
7
36
38
Shitty Dimple Okapi retweeted
The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) profile picture
The Daily Show
@TheDailyShow24 Feb 2015
Tonight! We tackle the most important issue in the fight against ISIS: word choice.
49
133
322
Shitty Dimple Okapi retweeted
Wolf Pack Alan (@WolfpackAlan) profile picture
Wolf Pack Alan@WolfpackAlan24 Feb 2015
This kid is going places
Image from Wolf Pack Alan (@WolfpackAlan)
29
483
773
Shitty Dimple Okapi retweeted
Joseph Scrimshaw (@JosephScrimshaw) profile picture
Joseph Scrimshaw@JosephScrimshaw23 Feb 2015
I think this dress was fed after midnight and is in the middle of turning into a Gremlin. #Oscars
Image from Joseph Scrimshaw (@JosephScrimshaw)
1
3
7
Shitty Dimple Okapi retweeted
(parody) BILL NYE THO (@Bill_Nye_Tho) profile picture
(parody) BILL NYE THO@Bill_Nye_Tho22 Feb 2015
DONT TRUST ATOMS, THEY MAKE UP EVERYTHING
10
307
341
Shitty Dimple Okapi retweeted
(parody) BILL NYE THO (@Bill_Nye_Tho) profile picture
(parody) BILL NYE THO@Bill_Nye_Tho19 Feb 2015
if i even told you how small we are in comparison to other shit in the universe it would fuck with you so bad
7
154
245
Load more