On behalf of all dispatchers everywhere: CALLING 911 BECAUSE YOU DON’T LIKE HOW YOUR TRAFFIC STOP IS GOING WILL NOT GO THE WAY YOU THINK IT WILL. I promise.

Been a weird weekend around here. I’m ready for a day off.

Oh hey quick update 🥰

How it feels putting an officer on the phone to explain for the fifth time that this is, in fact, a civil issue.

Yeah so I totally did NOT remember this was a 13 hour shift 😭

One of the rookies called me mom last night and now I’m having an existential crisis. How old is old? 😭

Okay I’m back I guess. I kinda missed this place.

This is insane and devastating. Praying for Omaha right now and the rest of us still in the path of the storm.

What a fucking way to start the year

Very typical assisted living call 🤦🏻‍♀️

Merry Drunk and Disorderlymas

Breaking news. Someone ringing your doorbell is not a crime. That is all.

Friendly reminder that your local 911 operator does NOT have a magic button to transfer you anywhere in the country.

👮🏻‍♀️: “Just FYI he said he lived in the area so he may be a local resident. Or a liar.”

I love my job I love my job I love my job I love my job I love my job I love my job I love my job I love my job I love my job I love my job I love my job I love my job

For the love of everything please stop answering “911 what is the address of your emergency?” with “My house.” I DONT KNOW YOU I DONT KNOW WHERE YOUR HOUSE IS I WILL ACTUALLY GO INSANE IF ONE MORE PERSON SAYS THIS THANK YOU

Animal call bingo tonight: ✅ Dogs ✅ Chickens ✅ Possums ✅ Squirrels

👩🏻‍💻: “Just to clarify sir you called 911 because your 20 year old sister won’t help you mow the lawn?”

Coming at you from a long hiatus to say I’ve changed departments 👏🏻

Guys.