Hatate Himekaidou finally arrives to the scene

Tsukasa Kudamaki has reportedly decided to have are Sans the Skeleton once did. Her comment on the situation: "I didn't know that perforating barnacle was so is because solar potentially has have are once they're there their." Sourch: @TheGalumphs

Patchouli Knowledge is hot because she has contracted Magician's Flu. She is getting hot flushes, and has been rendered even less able to leave the library. Sakuya Izayoi has decided that the quickest remedy is a one-day blinding stew, and has prepared one for her. Source: @hi

Okina Matara has made contact with a spinning steel ball, which caused her to jolt up from her wheelchair upon contact. She has decided to cross all of Gensokyo on horseback to gain the ability to walk using said spinning steel balls. Source: @Ferrari

Keiki I love you you are why I report.

Studies into Half-Phantom DNA have concluded that Youmu Konpaku was not "Half-Insane" during the Imperishable Night Incident. Youmu is fully immune to Reisen "Udongein" Inaba's powers - she acted the way she did because she's stupid. Source: @MyTenguAss

Achoo! Source: @MyNose

When asked in an interview about the true name of the Hakurei God, Rinnosuke Morichika did not disclose it. Instead, he claimed to know Obama's last name. He did not disclose this either. Source: @DiscussingTengu

Sources claim that Flandre Scarlet has converted to pescetarianism after destroying all of the human produce in the Scarlet Devil Mansion. Wakasagihime has been declared missing. Source: @KFC_ES

In a sudden and unprecedented development, Rika has been replaced with Rika. She is having trouble operating Evil Eye Σ. Source: @Dexerto

Son Biten has collected 4 of the 7 orange occult balls. Sources suggest that she plans to use all 7 to make the Kiketsu Family the leading power of the Animal Realm. Source: @Me

After a clerical issue, Doremy Sweet has unintentionally unleashed Hecatia Lapislazuli's dream self into Gensokyo. We are all going to die. Source: @IGN

After eating too many peaches, Tenshi Hinanawi has passed on to Heaven. She will return to Gensokyo after Iku Nagae gives her some medicine for her tummy ache. Source: @PovertyShion

Eirin Yagokoro is dead. Kaguya Houraisan has taken her medical coat, and she no longer believes in you. Source: @EienteiLandlord

Moriya Shrine faith is at an all time low. A trusted source from within the shrine has admitted to considering having Aunn Komano take the position of Shrine Goddess. If this happens, projections show a Tengillion% increase in faith for the shrine. Source: @TenguFinance