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Joined May 2017
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awwwwww 😭😭💖
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kid who's imaginary friend is just an ambiguous conceptualization of the government called government
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creating a weed strain called “you gonna be this way forever” and another one called “everyone knows” and they’ll be 75% thc
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Let’s all just die
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this is the only known photograph
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the economy is in shambles
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*spends $1 on you*
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Hi I suppose
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That’s actually the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen Him: this picture is from yesterday and i am 24
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googling “is squirting real” on work wifi
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Sexting in Spotify DMS be like check out this playlist I just made for you
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pretending to know what basic geographical terms and locations are so i dont get kicked off the earth again
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PROBLEMATIC AGE GAP. MY PARTNER IS STILL MAKING STONE HANDAXES WHILE I AM ADORNED IN BEAUTIFUL BRONZE
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If you die you die in real life
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People in my lane: mud golems with no particular purpose in life other than waiting in line and they love it People in the lane next to mine: perfect ninja cyborgs using wifi & pheromones to communicate in real time. 2 milliseconds reaction time
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the real top regret people have when they’re dying is unknowable. they probably only realise their real biggest regret when theres not enough time left to say it. it’s probably something like ‘I wish I experienced taking the life of another human being’
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Just taught my ape the Kill command
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Bruh. The ashen phantom…
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you just gave my brain a boner dude
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