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This is what phishing tests are for...
Knicks sent a "phishing email" disguised as a championship ring offer to Madison Square Garden employees. Those that clicked the fake link were forced to attend a mandatory cybersecurity class to "help satisfy some of [James] Dolan's cybersecurity concerns." (via @joevardon)
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📊 ASSUSTADOR! Ausar Thompson jogou 33 minutos na vitória do Pistons vs Celtics ontem. Ele defendeu ONZE JOGADORES DIFERENTES na partida por pelo menos 1 posse. Sabem quantos pontos ele permitiu em matchups 1x1 contra ele? ZERO PONTOS. Sim, NINGUÉM pontuou vs Ausar ontem!
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Fun fact: of the 6 teams that played last night, the Pistons had the best offensive rating
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Cade didn’t play anywhere near like an mvp candidate today and the team beat Boston 121-113
Poor Cade. Guy is going to need to be every bit a true MVP candidate if this team wants even a shot at 50 wins. And I have zero doubt that he won't still live up to that. But just seems like a lot of juice to squeeze if you're running him into the ground in the regular-season again. Get this man some actual help. Cheap 3-point shooters + highly paid guys that can't score only take you so far.
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The Pistons beat up an another crap team today.
Again, Zach Lowe saying the Pistons "racked up wins against crap teams" on the latest Bill Simmons podcast. The Pistons were 34-16 against teams with winning records. Against the rest of the East’s top six, they went 13-5.
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🗣️Deeeeeetroit Basketbaaaaaaaall!!!!!
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deeeeeeetroit basketballlllllll
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Ausar is ridiculous. Feel that dude every second he's on the court.
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ausar being the one to make the clutch jumper after the celtics were daring him to shoot..... chills
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The Detroit Pistons, the team with no offense and needed to sell the franchise after the 1st half and everyone’s dumbass offseason takes place as proven right after 24 minutes did this: -Held the Celtics to 4 minutes straight without scoring in the 4th quarter -Scored 76 points in the second half -Held Boston to 42% shooting in the second half. -Went on a 23-0 run. -Won the game after being down 22 points.
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And yet... Defense.
Crazy to see Boston’s surplus of 3-point shooting contrasted with Detroit’s lack of 3-point shooting. Celtics also have so many more sources of shot creation. Just on a different tier from the Pistons.
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Damn. So unfortunate
Just in: Sacramento Kings guard Ben Simmons is believed to have sustained a torn Achilles tendon at practice Sunday, sources tell ESPN. A suspected season-ending injury for Simmons after rejuvenated and impressive training camp and preseason performances.
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Even if you look at the placement and disagree, I’d urge everyone to read the reasoning and analysis backed for this. Because at the very least, I think you come away feeling higher on Ausar than you did before—even if it doesn’t launch him into top-30 status for you. Good stuff @Hurtsknowsball
ICYMI: Why Ausar Thompson is the 24th best player in basketball!
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Teams With The Most Steals Per Game (SPG) In The 2026-27 NBA Preseason : 1. Detroit Pistons — 14.8 2. New Orleans Pelicans — 13.3 3. Sacramento Kings — 13.0 4. Boston Celtics — 12.8 5. Golden State Warriors — 12.3 5. Brooklyn Nets — 12.3 7. Phoenix Suns — 12.0 8. Memphis Grizzlies — 11.8 9. Toronto Raptors — 11.6 10. Houston Rockets — 11.3
Teams With The Most 8+ STL & 8+ BLK Games In The 2026 NBA Season (RS + Playoffs) : 1. Detroit Pistons — 25 2. Oklahoma City Thunder — 15 3. Minnesota Timberwolves — 14 4. Houston Rockets — 13 4. Toronto Raptors — 13 6. Portland Trail Blazers — 11 6. Washington Wizards — 11 8. Philadelphia 76ers — 10 8. San Antonio Spurs — 10
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This nigga Ausar waved off Cade 😭😭😭 this summer has changed my life
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Cade missed 18. Duren missed 12. Tobias missed 19. Stew missed 24. Ivey was Ivey.
Replying to @lazchance
The mind blowing thing is people just assume that because they won 60 games they must have been injury-free. This roster hasn’t really had a clean bill of health on 3-4 years. They just kept on winning even without key players, Cade included.
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Replying to @lazchance
The mind blowing thing is people just assume that because they won 60 games they must have been injury-free. This roster hasn’t really had a clean bill of health on 3-4 years. They just kept on winning even without key players, Cade included.
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Which was crazy because THEY SAID THIS STAT ON THE POD and still couldn't steer out of their preconceived notions
Again, Zach Lowe saying the Pistons "racked up wins against crap teams" on the latest Bill Simmons podcast. The Pistons were 34-16 against teams with winning records. Against the rest of the East’s top six, they went 13-5.
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