Shenanigans enthusiast. Certified troublemaker. Infrastructure & Cybersecurity Analyst. All around awesome person.

Wyoming, USA
Joined August 2008
It’s been 796 days since Dave Gahan last danced across a stage in front of me. Missing that energy. Could really use that again right about now. @depechemode @theimposter
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The Catholic Church Believes in Trans People More Than They Realize When a new pope is elected, what’s the very first thing he does? 1/5 #Pope #TransRightsAreHumanRights
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Trans people do the same, often with far less fanfare and a lot more resistance. 4/4 #Pope #TransRightsAreHumanRights
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Equality, dignity & respect aren’t just modern concepts they’re human ones. If we’re willing to accept transformation in some sacred forms, maybe it’s time to extend that same reverence to all people who seek to live as their authentic selves. 5/5 #Pope #TransRightsAreHumanRights
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Negotiations? Emergency Responders are now talking to the #hoodedTowerBridgeClimber. Hoping for a safe ending to this for all involved. #TowerBridge #London
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Negotiations? Emergency Responders are now talking to the #hoodedTowerBridgeClimber. Hoping for a safe ending to this for all involved. #TowerBridge #London
Emergency Responders are now on the bridge attempting to rescue the #hoodedTowerBridgeClimber #TowerBridge #London
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Emergency Responders are now on the bridge attempting to rescue the #hoodedTowerBridgeClimber #TowerBridge #London
Tried to walk across The Tower Bridge. But this dude decided to climb it instead. #towerbridge #towerbridgeclimber #london #ijustwantedtotakeastroll
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Tried to walk across The Tower Bridge. But this dude decided to climb it instead. #towerbridge #towerbridgeclimber #london #ijustwantedtotakeastroll
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Reading about the life of @WarrenBuffett this #ThursdayMorning. Seems he was in a sort of a #throuple with his late first wife and his current wife. At 98 (happy early birthday!) dude is a #stud!
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Naps don’t help when your soul is tired. #Naps #Sundayfeeling
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Can’t wait to hear @CISAJen speak at @defcon. 😍 #cybersecurity #girlcrush
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In case you’re new here. My level of sarcasm entirely depends on your level of stupidity. #areyounewhere #sarcasmishowihug #megsmotivation #lifeishardwhenyourestupid
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Is this what #Y2K was supposed to be like? #Crowdstrike #outage
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Spirit on the run I’m an alien 👽 Brady’s favorite part of any @311 show is always @pnut’s bass solo
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Me to the #MLMHuns: No, I can't come to your (insert #MLM #PyramidScheme here) party. I have to organize my liquor cabinet.
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Believe in yourself like tourists believe they can pet bison. #DontPetTheFluffyCows #MegsMotivation #MondayMotivation @YellowstoneNPS
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How long do you think you could keep driving in a roundabout before a cop or anyone else would be like “Hey yo! You just can't do that anymore bro.” #FridayThought #MegsMotivation #Roundabout
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