Parents: “Let’s play frisbee!” Me: 👇🏻

Stolen meme. Super accurate. I’ve actually had someone pull the plug before

Whitechapel, Between the Buried and Me, and Trivium tonight. Hell yea

If Ghost’s “Impera” album doesn’t win every damn rock-related Grammy this year, there is truly something wrong with the system.

I forgot to post stuff on Twitter

I feel like nobody is really asking for another Avatar movie…

Do the squirrels living in dog parks know there is a better life outside the fence? 🤔

October 28th!

Yea, but does it chug?

The moments in life that I feel the most insignificant are when I’m in a public restroom, trying to get the motion sensor on the sink to see my hand

Is metal fan-fiction a thing?

I find it funny that Shutterstock owns the domain “Shitterstock.com” as well… which redirects you to Shutterstock. I know this because 98% of the time I accidentally type “Shitterstock”

After last night’s Chinese Metal deep dive, I find myself listening to Nine Treasures. It’s not for everyone, but worth a listen. Chinese folk metal at its best!

I just stumbled down a Chinese metal rabbit hole on youtube and I’m obsessed! Shit’s dope!

After so many years, the best friends I have tend to share the same musical interests. It’s all about riding that mystical vibration together in life 🧐

Happy 50th Birthday @dvntownsend!! Thanks for the riffs!!

Fucking-A I love dogs