Heavy Metal Musician | Merch Maker | Producer | Timeworn Records Boss | MMA/Horses Gambling Reads
East Brookfield, MA
Joined November 2016
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Jawsh Staples retweeted
Why do grown men that I barely know send me 35 reels a day on Instagram despite me not opening or responding to them? One guy has not gotten a response in months, like I actively avoid interacting now for fear of spam. Reel spam is for irl friends or women that I am interested in
Jawsh Staples retweeted
One month till our show at THCC in Easthampton, MA 🤙 This will be our guitarist Jane's final show with us ❤️ Less than 15 tix remaining at this intimate venue... let's give Jane a proper farewell 🍻
📸 @KJerzykPhoto
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Upcoming Shows:
Sat Sept 5 - Montague MA
RPM Fest
w/ High on Fire, Acid Witch & more
Fri Sept 11 - Chesapeake VA
@ Riffhouse Pub
w/ Short Bus Pile Up, Yeet Cleaver & more
Sat Sept 12 - Salisbury MD
@ Lurking Class Skate Shop
w/ Hosticide, Cell Death & Mangled Limb
Jawsh Staples retweeted
BEST BASS PLAYERS
-Rick Danko
-Stu Cook
-John Paul Jones
-Phil Lynott
-Peter Steele
-If I didn't mention your favorite Bass player, it's not because I am unfamiliar with them.
-It's because he's a BUM
Singers next,
ChaCha
Jawsh Staples retweeted
I love Exhumed and their shows are fun.
Don't be the person that hates fun. Go see Exhumed.
Jawsh Staples retweeted
Spain-maxxing. Kissing my cats on both cheeks. Eating dinner at 9:30 at night. Fuck Argentina lol
Jawsh Staples retweeted
Herb Dean is so washed as a ref. He's missing fouls on a weekly basis now. It's brutal. #UFCBaku
Jawsh Staples retweeted
“England historically has struggled here in Massachusetts”
— #WorldCup announcer on Fox
👀
Jawsh Staples retweeted
Daniel Cormier shared a DM from Eric Trump asking him “are any of the fights tomorrow rigged?”
DC deleted this tweet
#UFCWhiteHouse
Jawsh Staples retweeted
I would love to see a resurgence of landrace strains with naturally lower THC levels become the norm again. I don't need the 30%+ THC levels of the bastardized over crossbreed strains like diesel cheesy gorilla balls glue. Even legacy strains like OG Blueberry, Northern Lights, White Widow, and Jack Herrer are much preferred by me instead of sour birthday cake papaya dick dragger strains. It's just too much. The flavors become too convoluted and taste hollow.
Jawsh Staples retweeted
want to use your phone at a concert? come see exhumed. we explicitly tell the lighting guy not to bathe us in red or blue cause it looks bad in photos. you’re our community and we appreciate you sharing your experience with us online with your friends.
Jawsh Staples retweeted
Here’s your monthly dose of Greg Hardy being sent to the shadow realm
He also missed weight by 25 pounds 😭
Jawsh Staples retweeted
“Historians aren’t really sure what the Millennial Whoop sounded like. One description was that it sounded like a foxhunt yip mixed with a banshee squall.
An old Millennial was invited to speak before a ladies’ society dinner, and they asked him to demonstrate the Millennial Whoop. He said he couldn’t do it sitting down — it had to be done at a run — and besides, he couldn’t do it with a mouth full of false teeth and a stomach full of food.”
