@Dipako

Bald, brown, comedy director.

 South London
linktr.ee/dipako
Joined October 2009
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NEEEEEEW SKETCH!!! @kurdymann and I had the absolute pleasure of shooting this with the marvellous Harrie Hayes! youtu.be/XbkAuE0byhM
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They should reboot 127 Hours and cast the Rock as himself.
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Asked a member of staff at East Croydon why there were no bins at the station. They said, “Don’t need them, Croydon’s already rubbish.”
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Holly Hall@_Holly_Hall19 Sep 2023
Join us @themillerpub on Monday for an incredible night of stand up and character comedy 🥳 eventbrite.co.uk/e/721623424…
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Thames Water: keeps water flowing by taking the piss.
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Apparently my hair grew back. I assume that’s down to climate change 🤷‍♂️ #wrongdipak
RestingUser01@Restinguser_0116 May 2023
[COMING UP] on #FullView @Dipako will be discussing Climate Policy Body suggestion that government could delay retirement of its ageing coal-fire power plant. #SABCNews
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Wanna see a magic trick? I’m gonna make any credibility I’ve gained as a comedy writer over the last 20 years DISAPPEAR… in 5 minutes, live on stage! 🪄🎩🐇
Stop trying to make sketch happen@SketchFetch20 Apr 2023
You do not want to miss our INCREDIBLE line up this month @themillerpub which includes comedy genius @Dipako! Dipak Patel writes award-winning shorts and directs viral sketch comedy. Now for some reason he’s doing stand-up. Tickets: eventbrite.co.uk/e/608626687…
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Best bit about the rail strikes is watching city bankers nervously board a bus for the first time like they’re walking through a sketchy neighbourhood at night.
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He’s just a human chef’s kiss…
The Problem With Jon Stewart
@TheProblem3 Mar 2023
State Sen. Nathan Dahm (R-OK) has penned several bills loosening gun restrictions, including the nation’s first anti-red flag law. He thinks these bills protect the Second Amendment – and that they make us safer. We think it's probably one or the other. Watch it on @AppleTVPlus.
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Just TWO WEEKS til the @BuffyRevamped tour opens at @WiltonMusicHall! Grab your favourite #BuffyTheVampireSlayer fan & check out BuffyRevamped.co.uk to find your nearest venue.✌🏻🧛🏻‍♂️ “COMEDY THEATRE AT ITS FINEST… SUPERNATURALLY GOOD” ★★★★★ @STARBURST_MAG
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It was 30 degrees and I was topless during the recording of this podcast, those were the days… 🥶
ComedyQuizPod@comedyquizpod29 Nov 2022
Great new episode has dropped w/guest @youtube(ers) @Dipako & @kurdymann! Topics are @OriginalWD40, Cycling & Animals that Fart. Play along & Post your scores here! @TheDavidShore @ShulieCowen @CaptivateAudio @GoodpodsHQ @podcastplaylist @PlayMorePods #Comedy #podcasts
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I’d be much more excited about Christmas if we only held it once every four years, somewhere warm, or at the home of the next highest homophobic bidder. Ba bumhug!
If @VancityReynolds and @RMcElhenney bought @GreggsOfficial and then made an 18 part series about their journey to getting them promoted to a swanky Michelin-starred restaurant, that would make my year! 🙏🏽🤞🏽 #upthepasty 🥧
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Nursery drop-off was easy when everyone was WFH. No one was in a rush, everyone was happy to stop, chat, have a laugh. Now we’re all back in the office, the standard greeting is a pleasant “F*** YOU, I’M NOT MISSING THIS TRAIN!” yelled as you fling your toddler through the door.
Replying to @AndyBailieComic
The bartender asks “Why the non-linear structure?” Quentin Tarantino walks into a bar.
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Massive thanks to @Exit6FilmFest and to @baronifish & crew for allowing @kurdymann and I to now refer to ourselves as “award-winning writers” rather than our previous title of “grade-A morons”. Definitely an upgrade! 🎉🥂
Exit 6@Exit6FilmFest28 Sep 2022
Our #Exit622 award for Best Script went to the talented Kirsty Mann & Dipak Patel for LADY BRENTLY'S END 🏆🎬 A huge thank you to screenwriter Chris Brandon (Bloodlands, Red Rock) for being our guest judge this year. Congratulations to all our winners! #shortfilm #filmfestival
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Sam Baron@baronifish29 Sep 2022
Congratulations @kurdymann and @Dipako for winning this award! It was a joy to read their fast, funny, furious script when it landed in my inbox two years ago, and it’s been a real treat to bring it to life together. Thanks @Exit6FilmFest for recognising their brilliant work 🎬
Exit 6@Exit6FilmFest28 Sep 2022
Our #Exit622 award for Best Script went to the talented Kirsty Mann & Dipak Patel for LADY BRENTLY'S END 🏆🎬 A huge thank you to screenwriter Chris Brandon (Bloodlands, Red Rock) for being our guest judge this year. Congratulations to all our winners! #shortfilm #filmfestival
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Ghostboosters #MedicineInFilmOrSong
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Grandad's off his meds again...
Lord Sugar
@Lord_Sugar31 Aug 2022
A large percentage of people who work from home are lazy gits they got to like the life created by the pandemic. What about nurses,doctors, cleaners, restaurant staff, builders and decorators, taxi and truck drivers they cant work from home but provide the lazy gits a service.
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Just realised I've been over 18 just as long as I've been under it.
Any film fans looking for an MCU-shaped rabbit hole to get lost down today, I highly recommended this retrospective series by @annafharrison. I accidentally stumbled upon her Age of Ultron entry and it's a great read >> bit.ly/3Aiitis
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