@DioptaseRules

🍌 Multifandom nerd Unprofessional Larper (I haven't played a DK game in my life) #SellTripleHToTheSpanishMafia

Joined June 2022
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Fuck trump, fuck the spurs, fuck KKRool, fuck Israel, free Palestine, #WeWantLAKnight, #WeWantMelo, #WeWantLani, triple H is bald, I have not played a DK game in my life. Knicks won, Burn New York to the ground. Banana 🍌
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Wrestledream 🍌 I only was able to see the entirety of 1 match due to me drifting in and out cause mh stuff and Ilja debuting, but everything surrounding it and everything I was able to catch DESPITE me feeling like shit was good 18/25 🍌, Nick Wayne beat Chris Jericho
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I'm doing these cause I'm bored (and also funny how Nick Wayne vs Chris Jericho was the only match I didn't see at all, but I'd say there is a lot of rewatch value so hopefully someday I'll rewatch it in better state of self)
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I was screaming like crazy idc (and he was getting cheered in my area till the match started)
Maverick The Visionario 👁️@MaverickTDMOct 17
Generic McGeneric se enoja porque nadie gritó en su entrada. Cero pop. Aw dude. #Smackdown
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Smackdown was lowkey trash but I got a hit tweet cause of Ricky Saints so did I really lose today?
Diddy Kong@DioptaseRulesOct 16
Ragebaited some random grandpa and got set over the edge
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Austin@KairisVoyageOct 16
I’ve decided I’m not going to do anything today
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They really said "welcome to a new era" yeah new era of Deez nuts lmao gotteem 😂🍌
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Sacramento hype ash and it's just Main Event tapings rn 😭
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One of my uncles a Jey Uso fan and I'm ragebaiting him so hard RN 😭
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Disco Bear@RealHeresJeffyOct 16
just overheard my bitch ass blue son talk shit bout me at school i'm going to really do it tonight
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Winning the Cruiserweight Title in Sacramento California
Roman Reigns SZN 💥
@reigns_eraOct 16
Rey Fenix will battle Ricky for the AAA Cruiserweight Title tonight #SmackDown
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Bought an army of raccoons off the dark web
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Just convinced someone twice my age to leave their wife for me
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Took a selfie on my phone and got the “good angle”
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Ragebaited some random grandpa and got set over the edge
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Accidentally pissed off an entire family over a cup of coffee
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gc just asked me when im showing up to work again
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bftproductions
@bcow313Oct 15
Just convinced my boss to fire a guy I didn’t like
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Slept on the job for 6 months and got a small raise afterwords
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Moha@MohaValkyriaOct 15
A buff guy approached me and my gf in public and she told him I was just her friend
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Almost choked to death on the train WE NEED TO CHILL
Moha@MohaValkyriaOct 15
A buff guy approached me and my gf in public and she told him I was just her friend
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