Atheist. Anti-manosphere. Anti-far right. Pro-evidence. I’m here to make bad arguments regret having Wi-Fi.
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The Rational Bastard retweeted
LMAOOO! 🤡
Bro is sitting comfortably on his couch in Asheville, NC, fireplace roaring, golden retriever by his side, pretending he’s on the front lines of a national emergency. 😭😂
Meanwhile, his biggest struggle is deciding what outrage to post next for X engagement.
You’re not fighting for America, Matt. You’re fighting for impressions.
Put the phone down, pet the dog, and give the fake patriot routine a rest. 🤡
The Rational Bastard retweeted
OMFG! This response from @AbdulElSayed to a completely bigoted question is probably the best thing I’ve heard all year.
Every bigot in America needs to listen to this three times.
The Rational Bastard retweeted
I sent my child to school and she came home identifying as a lawyer in China
The Rational Bastard retweeted
Why do some religious people say the dumbest shit with such ridiculous confidence, then sit there like they’ve just dropped some profound wisdom? 😂
I’m genuinely curious. At what point does repeating something you’ve been taught become the same as actually understanding it?
The Rational Bastard retweeted
FOUR MINUTES of Candace Owens DENYING she said things she's on record CLEARLY SAYING.
AKA LYING.
The Rational Bastard retweeted
We've reached the point where people demand 100% certainty from scientists.
And accept 100% nonsense from influencers.
The Rational Bastard retweeted
To all young men out there who admire the Tates, stop. Just stop.
They are nonce, chomo scum - utter fucking losers who are going to spend the rest of lives in prison - with a permanent target on their backs.
Want to know how it ends for them? Ian Watkins & Ian Huntley.
🚨 According to the UK extradition packet, Andrew Tate allegedly sent Tristan Tate two indecent images of a child on June 8, 2014.
Romanian case documents state this minor was born in September 1997, which would make her 16 at the time the indecent images were sent.
The packet also states that on December 29, 2014, Tristan Tate sent a video presentation detailing the income generated by the minor through webcam work.
The Rational Bastard retweeted
Fox News spent four years diagnosing Biden from the angle of his left shoelace. Trump turns into a peeled nectarine and suddenly everyone’s a privacy advocate.
The Rational Bastard retweeted
I’m sorry, maga, but the truth is this…
James Talarico had the flu. During his last speech, before he was out for a week, he said he was getting sick.
Meanwhile…trump is still a pedophile.
Listen…some people can catch the flu and recover…that’s normal…while others can’t stop getting named in the Epstein files….not normal.
The Rational Bastard retweeted
A conspiracy theorist dies and goes to heaven.
When he arrives, God says, “Welcome. Ask me anything you want.” The man says, “I need to know: was Talarico in an Ohio mental hospital?” God says, “No.”
The man pauses and then says, “Wow. This goes even higher than I thought.”
