Back on the only ethical brand of Sim golf. Grind never stops! (Anything is better than this MNF and I can’t study neuroanatomy much longer) #GoodGood #Shrink

Most important event today: Happy 42nd anniversary of the @tigers last World Series!

This is crazy right?

BLAKE CORUM I FUCKING DESPISE YOU! #Vulture

Nickelback is very similar to Little Caesers in the way that it is so much better when you don’t have some glue sniffer in your ear telling you how shite it is.

The online McDonalds app will not accept any of my orders regardless of payment. “Unable to process payment” like my credit card doesn’t exist Could this possibly be because I don’t donate to the Ronald McDonald House?

Off to flag football intramurals tonight, only one message to the team: Lead with the crown of your helmet. Inflict damage. #BountyGate #ItJustMeansMore #AllHeart

Jahmyr Gibbs when I MOST need him for an easy 25. #BlowinItOffSmoothly #JSDoesNotWin

I have no words, it was over before it started #WeMajor

If “beast” slowly starts to integrate into Toronto slang I sincerely apologize, @beau_chungus put a brotha on‼️

Deshaun Watson becoming statistically relevant again in 2026 is the NFL’s social media interns worst nightmare. #MassageWatson

ASSTROS LOSE, THE WORLD REJOICES‼️ THANK YOU @whitesox @Pontifex

Man everyday I wake up to some bullshit on my phone #RIPMikes

Case Keenum fumbling the football on his scramble won me my fantasy week. That’s baseball baby.