@DigitalDonkey

I identify donkeys in the wild. Don't be a donkey.

Joined December 2024
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I challenge @PaigeSpiranac to post a video golfing in a turtle neck sweater and share the analytics vs her normal attire.
🤖 Made with AI
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The best attitude towards AI is treating it like a dumbass to bounce ideas off, which nevertheless helps you think of the correct answer. Much like how House treats his team
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Rolex hates commercials. I agree. Thank you for uninterrupted access Rolex
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Someone better start bracing the lockers
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Big day for the brand @RobbyBerger #HaveADay
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RIP The Biff
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@horsepower27 Nov 2025
They should make pit maneuvering people who do this legal.
Padres Farm@Pads181826 Nov 2025
I'm driving speed limit on the left lane Idc if you honk or are mad. I'm not going faster or moving lanes. You figure it out.
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A wild donkey is spotted
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@krishdotdev1 Nov 2025
You can't disagree with this.
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The donkey clearly asked nicely. Before he came in hot!😁
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Yum. I’ll gladly eat some if anyone’s offering
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@factpostnews22 Oct 2025
Fox: One tried and true brand is making a big comeback as consumers tighten their wallets—Hamburger Helper. The mix of mac and cheese and ground beef is seeing a surge in sales.
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Inside sources tell me President Trump will break ground on the new White House donkey stables within the next week.
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Philly sports fans today:
A Man Of Memes
@RickyDoggin9 Oct 2025
Dudes having a bad day...
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I'll play you anytime, anywhere @Cutsysays Be sure to bring a bunch of balls.. I've seen you lose them at an unprecedented rate.
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Why does Lowe’s never have more than 1 person at customer service? There needs to be someone doing returns and someone for all the other bullshit
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I’m trapped here behind some lady trying to order a door and get installers scheduled and argue about discounts when I have a 1 minute return to do.
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It’s worth noting Home Depot usually has about 3 people at their customer service/returns counter.
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If you’re gonna make me pay for @AMCPlus just to watch Mad Men, the least you can do is add an intro skip button like every other streaming app has.
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I played golf in lightning today… Play the damn game.
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People who park the golf cart 60 yards in front of the green Proceed to leave it there while they putt out And then go back and get it after they finish the hole Are the worst kind of people Don’t be that kind of person
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