Homo Sacer. Wizards optimist.

Maryland, USA
Joined July 2024
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Beastlogs: the beast hoards his toys like the greedy bastard he is
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I've been putting spiders I find around the house into my basement and now I'm scared to go down there because I realized I started Spider City
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Today is National Black Cat Day.
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My uncle worked at Circuit city before they shut down and he was telling the whole block to buy TVs and Playstations and to put them on credit so when they went bankrupt they didnt have to pay
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October 26, 1982
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hold this for me
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the fuck is this
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We visited Tite Kubo (@tite_official), the iconic manga creator behind 'BLEACH,' in his Tokyo studio for Hypebeast Magazine Issue 38: The Juice Issue. Read the full interview here: hypebeast.com/2026/10/tite-k… Order 'The Juice Issue' on HBX here: hbx.com/search?q=kubo
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A guy left his YouTube logged in on the Airbnb’s TV and we went through his history. When we got to these I almost threw up from laughing so hard.
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Nga sent 24 bucks to cnc bunni
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we need to stop platforming guys like this
Hes got a couple good points tbh
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LAMAR'S HEADING TO HIS FIRST AFC CHAMPIONSHIP 🔥 RAVENS HANDLE TEXANS, 34-10
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hes a celtic i cant even hate this is the purest hoop of all time
In the summer Payton Pritchard pays for division 2/3 basketball players to travel to Cape Cod to defend him 1-on-1 in a high school gym with no air conditioning where it reaches up to 120 degrees inside, per @espn If he shoots under 60% for a day they all “eat like kings” at Chipotle on Pritchard When asked a why he’s a menace with his workouts “I can’t wake up and be Wemby” (espn.com/nba/story/_/id/5025…)
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ehhhh moshi moshi
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“the potential israeli prime minister is a zionist”
Googled him, saw he was leading a centrist party, then saw it was labelled as "Liberal Zionist" and that his son was killed in Gaza. Israel continues to be fucked.
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Replying to @BlakkBile
the airplane door spends like 30 chapters in the atmosphere on its way to smoke the higashikata family
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thinking 9 letting Fart get that job back
QB Controversy in New York?
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Been a bad bad year for podcaster teams
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