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Some perspective from someone who was in the industry:
1. Friday wedding. Saturday is what pays the bills.
2. "Partial refund" on a rebooked date?
For those specific reasons, and those alone, I'm against them. The loss of revenue is hard. A full refund would be losing out on $20k-$30k, but you gotta bite the bullet in this scenario. The credits are great, yes.. but you're telling me if an even more expensive event scheduled for November 20th, you'd still not give them the full $16k? Ridiculous.
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The people of France are rioting over nothing while the people of Texas have suffered with quiet respectful dignity through eleven whole years of Dak Prescott.
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I watch these college quarterbacks and think that Joe Flacco might have a job in the NFL until he’s 73.
Evaluation results:
Fire Kyle Flood
Give up Playcalling.
Talent is there, coaching is shooting ourselves in the foot week after week. Two simple requests. If not given either, I'm on the fire Sark train.
Are we seriously pretending those engineers weren't having the time of their lives making a car do stupid shit?
There's about a million YT videos of that limited by a much stricter budget.
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Me, in my new Tesla, after getting piss ass drunk at the Hard Rock casino and losing it all
Realistically, zero chance the thrust version becomes street legal in 95% of the country.
In the other 5% I can't see it being much more than a gimmick that might not even be used.
Real news here is the performance model without the rocket and thruster. I like the look, I just can't drop $50k on a reservation.
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Gotta think this is going to be terrible for Georgia football
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Elon Musk flips a vehicle upside down and everyone claps and cheers. But when I do it, suddenly I'm "recklessly endangering children" and "unfit to be a school bus driver".
Because I am held against my will to watch games of the teams I picked before I could probably even put together a coherent sentence. At least the Astros did okay for a bit there the past decade.
I wish I was old enough to stay up and watch the '05 Texas team win it all. I had a bedtime then.
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Uhhh…I already took the day off, ordered a Wingstop party platter and scheduled a watch party! WTF @POTUS?!?!?!
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Are they hiring?
🚨 #BREAKING: OpenAI warns employees that spies could be trying to seduce them; women may not be with them for their personalities.
📍Silicon Valley, CA
“If she’s a 6 or above in San Francisco she’s a spy” warned one commentator.
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Im at the piss doctor to get my piss inspected. They’re asking for a piss sample and a blood sample, little do they know I’m about to save them a whole lot of time.
Closing on a house right now, actually. It was built and marked at $300k, never sold. Bank takes it over and I got it down to $195k with their counter. (Loan of $185k @ 6.875%)
Not bad for a first time home buyer.
This might sound absolutely crazy - but now might be a GOOD time to buy a house. Almost no competition, very little demand, rising inventory, 7%+ rates, all while seller’s are approaching a slow holiday season. Lowball offers might get accepted here for those who are patient and play the numbers game.
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Black smoke. Oklahoma does NOT have a new QB yet.
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