Texan. Shitposter. 1A | 2A | 21A Enjoyer. Friendly Twitter Retard. Just tryna get my 🌟Gold🌟 checkmark back. #HookEm

Texas, USA
Joined March 2023
Thought I'd repost some food pics for the current cultural exchange. 🇯🇵🤝🇺🇸
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Some perspective from someone who was in the industry: 1. Friday wedding. Saturday is what pays the bills. 2. "Partial refund" on a rebooked date? For those specific reasons, and those alone, I'm against them. The loss of revenue is hard. A full refund would be losing out on $20k-$30k, but you gotta bite the bullet in this scenario. The credits are great, yes.. but you're telling me if an even more expensive event scheduled for November 20th, you'd still not give them the full $16k? Ridiculous.
A bride is being sued by her wedding venue after requesting a refund as her fiancé died before the wedding The family were told there is no refund clause that covers death
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The people of France are rioting over nothing while the people of Texas have suffered with quiet respectful dignity through eleven whole years of Dak Prescott.
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Elon debuts the flying car and Georgia all of a sudden looks distracted
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I watch these college quarterbacks and think that Joe Flacco might have a job in the NFL until he’s 73.
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Evaluation results: Fire Kyle Flood Give up Playcalling. Talent is there, coaching is shooting ourselves in the foot week after week. Two simple requests. If not given either, I'm on the fire Sark train.
Steve Sarkisian was asked about playcalling and what has changed week over week. @ontexasfootball
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Are we seriously pretending those engineers weren't having the time of their lives making a car do stupid shit? There's about a million YT videos of that limited by a much stricter budget.
Hundreds of thousands of hours of elite engineers’ time wasted developing a vehicle system with zero practical applications beyond bumping up share prices and making people on the internet go “wow neat.”
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Me, in my new Tesla, after getting piss ass drunk at the Hard Rock casino and losing it all
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As much as I dislike the 24 team Playoff, I think we could see an improvement in OOC schedules with this. You can afford to drop a few games now. Schedule someone worth a damn.
NEW: The College Football Playoff is nearing a deal to expand to 24 teams, ESPN reports. The new format will start in 2027.
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Realistically, zero chance the thrust version becomes street legal in 95% of the country. In the other 5% I can't see it being much more than a gimmick that might not even be used. Real news here is the performance model without the rocket and thruster. I like the look, I just can't drop $50k on a reservation.
Our design language has evolved since the last reveal: from S3XY to Cybertruck, Cybercab & Optimus Roadster is inspired by the SR-71 & F-35
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Gotta think this is going to be terrible for Georgia football
BREAKING: The new Tesla, $TSLA, Roadster flew over other Tesla vehicles:
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Elon Musk flips a vehicle upside down and everyone claps and cheers. But when I do it, suddenly I'm "recklessly endangering children" and "unfit to be a school bus driver".
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This is what they’ve taken from you
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Because I am held against my will to watch games of the teams I picked before I could probably even put together a coherent sentence. At least the Astros did okay for a bit there the past decade. I wish I was old enough to stay up and watch the '05 Texas team win it all. I had a bedtime then.
If you’re an Ohio State, Georgia, Alabama, Notre Dame, or Texas fan, why even tune into the regular season? You’re making the CFP every single year barring a disaster.
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Uhhh…I already took the day off, ordered a Wingstop party platter and scheduled a watch party! WTF @POTUS?!?!?!
BREAKING: President Trump announces Fort Hood shooter Nidal Hasan’s execution by firing squad will NOT be live streamed.
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... Are they hiring?
🚨 #BREAKING: OpenAI warns employees that spies could be trying to seduce them; women may not be with them for their personalities. 📍Silicon Valley, CA “If she’s a 6 or above in San Francisco she’s a spy” warned one commentator.
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Im at the piss doctor to get my piss inspected. They’re asking for a piss sample and a blood sample, little do they know I’m about to save them a whole lot of time.
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Should be: Bama Texas Ohio State I'm not sure how it isn't, honestly.. other than drama-baiting.
NEW: Week 7 College Football Coaches Poll‼️ Top 25: on3.com/news/college-footbal…
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they’re putting something in the alcohol to make you drunk
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Closing on a house right now, actually. It was built and marked at $300k, never sold. Bank takes it over and I got it down to $195k with their counter. (Loan of $185k @ 6.875%) Not bad for a first time home buyer.
This might sound absolutely crazy - but now might be a GOOD time to buy a house. Almost no competition, very little demand, rising inventory, 7%+ rates, all while seller’s are approaching a slow holiday season. Lowball offers might get accepted here for those who are patient and play the numbers game.
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Black smoke. Oklahoma does NOT have a new QB yet.
DEVELOPING NOW | Dallas firefighters are battling a fire at the State Fair of Texas. Video shows flames at a booth along the Midway. LATEST UPDATES: wfaa.com/article/news/local/…
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