diex retweeted
The gay + hag American work week in 2026
Mon - simply not a work day. overcommunicate in multiple group chats
Tues - do some work
Weds - do some work
Thurs - start to put things off to next week
Fri - simply not a work day. Deeply engage with group chat in a meaningful way
diex retweeted
messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course




































