Swetel Beard

Hung over as shit. Over did it a little bit last night with the moisturizing leave in conditioner. Wild times. #beardlife

The black eyed peas can go away... except for fergie. I'd like to get my beard up in that. #flavorsaver

Fact... i wrote auld lang syne. Look it up. You're all welcome.

You know what i could go for right now? Some FREEENCH TOOOAST! #dennys

Mustaches fear me. Goatees want to be me. Fu man chus... i don't know what the hells up with them. Fuckin weirdos.

New years resolutions. Destroy brian wilson, bring back the nhl in time for the playoffs to save my brethren, house some stray birds.

If the world ends at midnight the only thing left will he me and cockroaches... and thrn i shall rule them.

Getting ready to celebrate new years in style. Also...i'm sure to find some quality food in myself tomorrow!