Class B driver. transpo captain. union strong. cat owner.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined April 2015
time heals all wounds. then it turns everyone you’ve ever known into dust.
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Let's go
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😭😭😭 mahomes is sad 🤣🤣🤣
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be polite, and call the lawyer
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tim tebow is retarded
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i brought thelma schoonmaker coffee but she still fell asleep.
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had to retweet
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"laser-focused" hmmmmmm, careful now...
Replying to @POTUS46Archive
2. We're laser-focused on getting aid to survivors, including Critical Needs Assistance: a one-time $700 payment per household offering relief during an unimaginably difficult time. We have staff on the ground dedicated to helping survivors navigate the registration process.
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give that snow white chick a break. she's a 22 year old trying to sound cool and didnt get the proper media training.
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Beau was Afraid. Afraid to hire an editor.
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don and tucker should start a podcast together called “Lemon & Slime”
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or “Tucker & the Sucker”
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the truth IS a dare!
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people wearing sketchers should not be allowed in first class.
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Too many Americans believe that we are losing our republic to a new brand of corporate feudalism, or a corporate kleptocracy.
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a lot of people don’t know i supplied joe pesci with edible carnauba wax from 1997 until the FDA made it legally available in 2007.
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a sock can be a glove, but a glove can’t be a sock.
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life hack: share something you love making with someone you love.
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