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I figure it out, the Eagles doctors just thought the blood clots were that dawg in Jalen Hurts #CARvsPHI
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All these injuries maybe NFL players should practice in pads more than once a week
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My dumbass thought this dudes head was twisted all the way around and was shooting the shit while getting carted off
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Americans left it all on the field during the Revolution they don’t have that dawg in them since fucking up that tea
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This is what Madison Beer does in the Chargers locker room before every game how are they supposed to play after that
And I’m supposed to fight after that? 😂
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Even better trumps going to post an AI video of himself flying by and catching the guy and saying “don’t worry, you’re safe with Trump in office”
trump’s gonna post an AI video of himself falling 100 feet from a rope and doing a superhero landing
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The guy that said “embarrassing” to Dark Prescott last week
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This is how they were when Mahomes got hurt last year
The line judge took a knee out of respect for his injured teammate. All class.
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How ass are the Cowboys? Especially Jake Ferguson?
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Justin Herbert had his brain wiped by Madison Beer but he’s still got a cannon
57 yards from Herbert to Johnston! LACvsKC on CBS/Paramount+ Stream on @NFLPlus
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How Jordan Love gonna get Matthew Golden in the locker room at half time
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The Colts after trading two firsts for Sauce Gardner
Historic town hall ablaze in Limoges, France, amid nationwide unrest
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How good is this bitch at fuckin that she had the whole administration like this before they fired her ass
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These bitches will defend anything😭😂
So? She is a mom. She was probably interested in making some money from home while she raised her children. This isn’t consequential information.
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Well this aged well good job fox!
One White House podium, four press secretaries, and a new face now taking questions. Katie Zacharia makes her debut as President Trump's latest press secretary, just days after stepping into the role. Her first appearance puts the spotlight back on how the White House introduces its chief spokesperson to the press, from Jen Psaki and Karine Jean-Pierre under Biden to Karoline Leavitt under Trump. See how their first moments behind the podium compare, and hear more from Katie Zacharia tonight on 'Hannity' at 9 p.m. ET.
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What do we need to get this mfer is jail holy shit
NEW: Companies whose federal cases Trump dropped gave $210 million to his super PACs.
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Darnold you just got lucky we survived a late game pick to get to overtime what do you have for us?
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Ordered chicken parm for a light business lunch with the team
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Grand Theft Auto 6 Launch Trailer looks so sick November 19th can’t come soon enough😭
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I can’t believe this is so tuff after all these year💪 @kirawontmiss
13 years ago today, eminem dropped “rap god” 🐐🔥 the track packs 1,560 words into 6 minutes and 4 seconds, averaging 4.28 words per second 🤯
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