
First of her name • Hasher of Tag #• Banger of Head🤘• Badass Granny • @SynnaSlater is my Squirrel 🐿 • GenX-Spoonie-ENFP ☕️ $Jodes1972
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If any of you MFers tells me to "Act my age" today, I will figure out how to slap-a-hoe through the internet.
I *would* act my age, but I don't know how!!
I ain't never been 51 before!😜🤪
(Hope I'm not dead already. If so, disregard!😘)
A large crowd of people is called a "THE HELL YOU SAY!!!" #BlackFriday
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#RuinThanksgivingIn5Words
Woke up with fever - 103F.
Woke up with a splitting headache on a #MondayMorning 😖 Sounds about right. 🤦♀️🤦♀️ Hope y'all have a good day.
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Phantom toothache pain is a trip! I have no teeth, but 2 places on my gums are hurting like crazy tonight. The human body does some weird shit. 🤨
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Jimmy won't be too far behind. He was waiting for her because he didn't want to leave her here. God bless them as they shuffle off this mortal coil... 🙏 🌠☁️
He might not have been the best President, but he was a solid stand-up human being. 🥲
Our co-founder, former U.S. First Lady Rosalynn Carter, passed away this afternoon in Plains, Georgia.
For more information: cartercenter.org/news/pr/202…
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"This week?" Yeah. OK. Sure. Been doing this for yearssss.
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Oh for the love of.... that's it! Everyone's getting gift cards this year. I'm not well enough to tackle this year's holiday season with very much enthusiasm. I'm sorry, but it is what it is. 🥺☹️
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Yay. Nothing like enjoying my coffee and then going into a body-wracking coughing fit and throwing it all right back up. 🤦♀️🤦♀️ I hate it here...😕😭
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#IDatedAScientistAnd his Scientific Method was flawed.
#DontGoInTheBarnOr you'll see a brown chicken and a brown cow. 😏😏






