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The whole service Mateo. The whole service. My rabbinate is really just like the soul cycle of rabbinates where instead of theme rides we have theme shabbatot. Adele, Beyoncé, Lizzo, Mariah Carey-All I want For Christmas is Jews.
Important 5am thought about how Torah & Pop culture constantly align and the Torah is always so relevant…..hear me out… Torah (Taylor’s Version)
This week’s parsha includes the story of the daughters of Tzelofchad seeking to inherit their father’s property when he died
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Jtwitter help a sister out…
when I had my bat mitzvah at a traditional Conservative Shul, women did not read Torah. Banot Mitzvah chose from a specific “Selection of Women’s Haftarot” that we could chant that were not aligned with the cycle, we got to choose them ourselves.
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I’m the worst at self care and relaxing and notorious for ending up at my office on my day off. But today I took myself for a pre-shabbz mani/pedi and I’m living my best life
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Someone used my synagogue work email to sign up for Red Lobster’s email listserv. Antisemitism yo.
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At a faith leaders youth mental health program and am the only person who works directly with youth & teens and has it in my title and I’m SO popular here. Yay me
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Just got back to the hotel from sister-in-laws wedding…. Class for rabbinical school performing a fake funeral for lifecycle class at 9:30 tomorrow from hotel Wi-Fi. The hustle is real.
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Exhausted AF from going nonstop working full time, rabbinic internship during my days off from work and rabbinical school classes in between with sister-in-law’s wedding this weekend…. The struggle is real. Plus have to give a hesped and do a fake funeral for class tomorrow
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Is there a better feeling than taking your pants off after cooking, cleaning and hosting for seder?
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The true American Jewess… part time rabbinical student, full time Jewish educator, hosts 1st night seder for 10… makes chicken soup in the wee hours, accidentally makes A LOT of chicken soup… has to use every soup container + gallon container AND chug a cup of soup at 12:45am
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No one tell my mom (looking at you @AdamPNewman89) that I def left pesach cleaning and cooking to the last minute :P tis the season! 10 people for Seder on Wednesday can’t wait!
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That awkward time that because you’re a rabbinical student you just read the phrase “inside job” as “inside Job” as in Job… from the Bible.
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Just casually suffering through a paper on Rambam… clearly not going to be the Rambam rabbi any time soon. Blergh
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