Please don't look too closely

Second time seeing Municipal Waste live and god damn do they blow the roof off the building like holy shit MUNICIPAL WASTE IS GONNA FUCK YOU UP

In the break room at work I saw the weird security guard who listens to AI podcasts without headphones dipping Cheetos Puffs in peanut butter. I did not say hi.

I love that thrash metal has two songs competing for best Judge Dredd song (Anthrax "I Am the Law" and Dark Angel "Darkness Descends") and both are among the best metal songs ever recorded

Less than a week till the Circle Jerks and Municipal Waste show and while I know Circle Jerks I never got into them so I'm getting progressively drunker and more into Group Sex

I love this stupid Nazi bitch site

I just got a burning lump of coal in my stocking for Kirkmas and am now sharing milk and cookies with the responding fire fighters

The wild rabbits are screeching like demons in the dark again. I don't know if they're fighting or fucking but I wish them well but please keep it down, you little freaks.

Just saw Coyote vs Acme and Wile E. Coyote was not the movie star I was expecting to fall in love with but here we are

Metal Church's debut is such a perfect time capsule of pre-thrash American metal featuring confident songwriting in conversation with the raw primeval exploration of what metal was going to become after the transition from 70s rock of the NWOBHM. Just a lovely grimey album.

For a bit I thought 60s/70s proto-punk and art rock made 70s hard rock irrelavant to me but then I come back to Wheels of Steel and realize hard rock has nothing that Saxon didn't perfect and make obsolete. I love you more than life, Saxon.

Hey whatever happened to cybersex?

Flowering plants took over the world with bees and shit in the Cretacious period in a similar way if I jacked off in my hand, had a Golden Retriever lick it up, and then my wife smeared peanut butter on her vagina

There's something about Hank Williams that feels post-outhouse but pre-indoor plumbing that is intriguing but hard to conceptualize

Someone should kill that idiot who said Pierced from Within didn't fucking rip. Wait it was me???

I fucking love Saxon so fucking much omg they rule so fucking hard I would die for Biff

Is Sep 10-11 gonna be a new leftist holiday?

The worst part of having long hair is when washing your balls you find a head hair and give it a tug and realize it's embedded in your ass crack

Man I never listened to much Accept growing up but as a grizzled old man about to hit 40 with a large beard theyre so satisfyingly grimy

Never played Breath of the Wild until now or played that much of any Zelda game but I gotta say as a straight man who's enjoyed sucking a single dick I really wanna bend BOTW Link over a table